Ashcroft, Comey, Goldsmith, and Baker: “All” Is the “Best” Reading of “Relevant”

Four MusketeersTowards the end of the Memorandum of Law in support of the Internet dragnet — which was signed by those guys ———-> — DOJ makes a claim that its reading of “relevant” to mean “almost all” was the best possible reading.

Here, by contrast, reading the term “relevant” to permit the collection of this critical information during wartime is a construction rooted in the text that requires no stretching of the ordinary meaning of the terms of the statute at all. In fact, for all the reasons outlined above, interpreting section 402 to authorize the collection the Government has requested in the best reading of the plain terms of the Act.

This is why you should not have secret courts.

I get making an aggressive push to authorize dragnet surveillance.

I get mining old and foreign dictionaries to come up with a definition that suits your needs.

But after you’ve made your best ditch effort to stretch the meaning of words, secretly, beyond all recognition, don’t then, secretly, pat yourself on the back pretending that wasn’t the game you just pulled.

But hey. Who’s the chump? After all, we now know that Misters Ashcroft, Comey, Goldsmith, and Baker pulled this off.

Yet no one is making any effort to put the English language back on some kind of sane footing. Nothing in any of the “reform” efforts before Congress attempts to put sanity back into the word “relevant.”

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5 Responses to Ashcroft, Comey, Goldsmith, and Baker: “All” Is the “Best” Reading of “Relevant”

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bmaz @Will_Bunch Awe come on man, that was the most informative WH briefing in years.
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emptywheel @TyreJim The best @JasonLeopold can do is get legal fees for @_LightLaw, I think.
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emptywheel Notorious “FOIA Terrorist” Jason Leopold “Saves” FBI Over $300,000 https://t.co/qnJLk3MCWg
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bmaz RT @adamjohnsonNYC: ICYMI bullshit racists are still a thing https://t.co/88GCoN9Fvb
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emptywheel MSF: "lack of meaningful accountability" in Kunduz attack "unlikely to act as a deterrent against future violations" https://t.co/LA3Hjda9tt
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JimWhiteGNV @Pedinska Meh. Those guys are very reclusive. Probably only came out because we are now the driest we've been all spring.
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JimWhiteGNV @Pedinska Apparently coral snake fangs are pretty short so they are reluctant to take on large foes with thick skin/fur.
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JimWhiteGNV @Pedinska See this : https://t.co/BepCVGaEnf See my pic and compare to links for scarlet kingsnake and scarlet snake. Def. coral in house.
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JimWhiteGNV @Pedinska Yes, but this one was the real deal, yellow between red and black. In the safe ones, red touches black. And heads diff colors.
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JimWhiteGNV @Pedinska Yeah, they used up several lives today.
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JimWhiteGNV @Pedinska The cats have brought in a number of harmless corn snakes before. This is the first nasty one.
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emptywheel @charlie_savage The way in which they've hidden the 2009 shut-down, though, is equally significant. That was still the same STLW dragnet.
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