Heisman Trophy

Heisman Trash Talk

Late start on the trash today. Not that it matters I guess since there is no longer any football on Saturday, save for the Army/Navy game (Go Midhipmen!) and some FCS Division One game between Georgia Southern and Old Dominion. But there is the Heisman announcement. I have no idea why this is even a question, but apparently there is suddenly a bogus groundswell to give the trophy to some defensive player on the fourth best (at most) team in the country. What is a Manatee Teo anyway?

In all seriousness, Manti Te’o seems to be a really outstanding young man. He is the first person ever to win the Butkus award at both the high school and college level and is an Academic All American to boot. Te’o is also one hell of a football player, and with the way he is all over the field and leads the Notre Dame defense, he would be a worthy recipient of the coveted award. But there has only ever been one true defensive player to win the Heisman, Michigan’s Charles Woodson, and he also was a very skilled kick returner. So, to win, Te’o would be the first defense only man ever.

By the same token the totally awesome Johnny Football, aka Johnny Manziel, would be the first ever freshman to win the Heisman. What are Mr. Football’s bona fides? Oh, well, he blew onto the scene and blew away Cam Newton and Tim Tebow’s records in leading Texas A&M to a 10-2 record in their first year in the vaunted SEC and a huge victory over Nick Saban and Alabama….in Tuscaloosa. Passed for nearly 3,500 yards and rushed for nearly 1,200. His total of 4,600 yards of Continue reading

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bmaz Judge John O'Donnell clearly intent on filibustering this bullshit acquittal so long that Cleveland is too exhausted to riot.
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bmaz @arcsine @PogoWasRight Explanation by court on a verdict from trial to court not rare, but this is just nuts.
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bmaz Don't know that that is 100% fair, this was also a product of completely asinine non-charging by prosecutors https://t.co/uGPeNjb4hW
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bmaz Message to cops from Cleveland: The more crazed homicidal cops you have shooting, with more bullets, more likely are to get off scot free
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bmaz @APribetic @PogoWasRight @Popehat Kind of a giveaway when started quoting Scalia on police shootings earlier
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bmaz @Popehat This prick is gonna filibuster his way out on the assault too.
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bmaz Apparently. may get tagged with assault though. But I bet Judge O'Donnell walks out of that too https://t.co/WlVXuD6XuE
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bmaz Judge John O'Donnell's rambling explanation is just ridiculous+self contradictory. What a load of shit. Boo on the lame prosecution+court
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bmaz Sure strongly looks that way so far. https://t.co/xynGZhsRU9
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bmaz And THAT is how prosecution rigged the Brelo trial: can't prove Brelo shots were death shots. Looks like acquittal https://t.co/WnIlVGUyH7
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bmaz Aw shit, there it is: "The parties' experts differ" https://t.co/2TKnnovTXp
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