McCain Only Wants to Sit with the Cool Kids on the Bus

I think Robert Draper is a better blogger than journalist. Check out this passage from his GQ blog, which has none of the dull finish of his NYT piece on the McCain campaign, but a so much more interesting bite (h/t WT).

I’ve heard from one well-placed source that McCain has snubbed [Palin] on one long bus ride aboard the Straight Talk Express, to the embarrassment of those sitting nearby. It has surely been implied to the governor that she should be eternally grateful to have been plucked from obscurity. And yet the high water mark of John McCain’s campaign for the presidency unquestionably began on September 3, when Palin gave her nomination speech—and ended precisely twelve days later, when McCain went off-script—I have that on the authority of the person who participated in the writing of said script—and told an audience that he still believed the fundamentals of the economy were strong.

McCain being an asshole to Palin? Check. McCain demanding her eternal gratitude for the huge favor he did her by turning her into a national laughingstock? Check. McCain going off-message when he made one of the biggest fuck-ups of this campaign? Check.

Three sentences, and each of them offering a nugget as delightful as the best line from his NYT piece.

“For better or for worse, our campaign has been fought from tactic to tactic,” one senior adviser glumly acknowledged to me in early October, just after Schmidt received authorization from McCain to unleash a new wave of ads attacking Obama’s character.

That said, Draper seems to think Palin got a bum rap with this deal. Me? I think McCain and Palin deserve each other. 

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  1. DeadLast says:

    Well, when will Johnny Straight Talk stop lying on all the national media outlets when he praises her and talks about how great she is and how she has energized the party…

    Gag. Seven more days. 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Bye bye Johnny!!!

    • readerOfTeaLeaves says:

      I don’t think he’s ‘lying’ in the sense of being intentionally deceitful as much as he’s ‘lying’ in the sense of being unable to come to grips with reality; again, not exactly a trait anyone wants in any leader, anywhere on the planet (!)

      And I’m totally in agreement with ffein @7 — the fact that Sarah Palin even presumed to accept a responsibility so far beyond her capacity was a blinking alarm underscoring her terrible judgment and outsized ego.

      But I do have a teensy, minor quibble on this analysis:

      McCain demanding her eternal gratitude for the huge favor he did her by turning her into a national laughingstock?

      I blame McCain for quite a lot, but he didn’t turn her into a laughingstock. She did.
      Her petulance, her ego, her self-absorbed nature were obvious within weeks; had she been a competent administrator or a more grounded person, she would not have made such a laughinstock of herself.

      She’s a Cautionary Tale.
      But so, now, is John McCain.

      Agree with freep; I thought the GOP was in big trouble after 2006, but who among us could have imagined Sarah Palin (!). Almost every time I see a video clip of that woman, I find myself thinking, “Is she out of some bizarro Coen Brothers script…?”

      When it comes to Palin, truth really is stranger than fiction 8-

      • emptywheel says:

        Fair enough.

        Though I think it’s the reverse side of watching BUsh fuck up the Iraq war. I knew from Powell’s UN speech it was going to be a clusterfuck. But for the first year of the war, I kept thinking, “well, at least the execute this fuck up okay, won’t they?” I was always surprised anew by just how incompetent they were.

        This is the same, but it’s all working in our favor.

        The true surprise (and I’ve said this too often, I know) is discovering that under Obama (and Dean before him) I’ve become a member of an organized political party.

        • Minnesotachuck says:

          The true surprise (and I’ve said this too often, I know) is discovering that under Obama (and Dean before him) I’ve become a member of an organized political party.

          A statement like this will make Will Rogers roll over in his grave!

        • readerOfTeaLeaves says:

          I knew from Powell’s UN speech it was going to be a clusterfuck. But for the first year of the war, I kept thinking, “well, at least the execute this fuck up okay, won’t they?” I was always surprised anew by just how incompetent they were.

          This may sound weird, but I’ve actually never seen Powell’s speech.
          I happened to be in Europe when it occurred, and too busy/no time to watch it.

          But there were massive demonstrations in Paris, London, Berlin, and it was not pleasant traveling as an American, despite explaining to everyone how much many Americans detested GWBush.

          By Feb 2003, the dollar was already dropping against the euro.
          I distinctly remember one US ex-pat, a retired US biz exec exclaiming, “I can’t believe what I’m seeing — FIFTY YEARS of goodwill, shot to hell by GWBush in the space of six weeks!”. People were in shock.

          France has a large Muslim population, although I’m not sure what proportion is from Iraq. The French have long term ties with the Near East and Africa (including Niger, which IIRC used to be a French colony). France does a ton of business with Muslim countries. Yet the French were trying to put the brakes on Bush, obviously to no avail. It didn’t require the IQ of a rocket scientist to figure out that something was amiss with Bush’s claimed rationale for the Iraq War if you were reading the international press. (Indeed, as far as I’m concerned, it only strengthens the argument that Cheney got punk’d by Iran; or perhaps by Russia, acting through Iranian intermediaries…?)

          Then consider the Germans, who have a huge pharma and chemical industry. It’s probably a safe assumption that the Germans sold chemicals to Saddam, and the conjecture among my contacts was that the Germans probably knew what chemicals Saddam had. So their reasoning went like this: ‘If the Germans aren’t worried, and they know what Saddam has, then why should the rest of us get too hot and bothered?’

          Among my contacts, the fact that Paul O’Neill left Treasury in Dec 02 was ominous, and signaled that something was very, very wrong in GWBush’s administration. Because although the Bushies ridiculed O’Neill for going to Africa with Bono, the people that I spoke with thought that kind of thing was a smart thing to do. (O’Neill had ‘resigned’ in Dec 2002, just before the final run-up to the Iraq War.)

          Their contempt for GWBush is hard to describe, but these people have learned multiple languages, learned about other cultures in order to make good business relationships — so their assessment of GWBush was grim. Basically, they’d have made a point of learning more about Iraq culture before they considered marketing even a tube of lipstick to Iraq, yet GWBush was going to send thousands of people to invade a nation about which no one in the BushCheney administration seemed to have the most basic knowledge.

          And consider that cities, administration, and writing all trace their origins to the Tigris-Euphrates; it’s not like the place didn’t have any history worth learning about.

          So even though the war has been even a bigger disaster than I could have imagined, I’m not surprised that GWBush and Cheney fucked it up. If you don’t give a rat’s ass about people or their culture or their living conditions, what else would you expect?

          We can’t be rid of the dead, suffocating weight of these depraved incompetents soon enough.
          I predict record numbers of overseas Yankees voting Obama this year.

      • jdmckay says:

        Talking about Bachman… there was a good diary on KOS today by Bill Prendergast.

        I was interested because, even after her tweety fiasco, seemed to me I recalled her blaming mortgage meldown on ‘da-immigrants… hoping I could find it. Via that KOS diary, seems some intrepid Minn bloggers have been cataloging her biography at Dump Michele Bachmann (video library) and the Michele Bachmann Video Blog here. Immigrant comment is there, along w/an impressive library of uninterrupted idiocy.

        And from the KOS diary, this was funny:

        Here’s a funny story from the staid old conservative journal, Human Events. (Human Events was one of Reagan’s favorite publications.) The funny part is the author of the piece, conservative John Gizzi, running around trying to find out who exactly it was in the Republican Party–that pulled the plug on Bachmann’s ad funding, after she called for an investigation of anti-Americanism among fellow members of Congress.

        Gizzi finds that no Republican politician or player will own up to doing it, for fear of future reprisal. They keep directing Gizzi to an acronym, instead.

        Here’s a funny story from the staid old conservative journal, Human Events. (Human Events was one of Reagan’s favorite publications.) The funny part is the author of the piece, conservative John Gizzi, running around trying to find out who exactly it was in the Republican Party–that pulled the plug on Bachmann’s ad funding, after she called for an investigation of anti-Americanism among fellow members of Congress.

        Gizzi finds that no Republican politician or player will own up to doing it, for fear of future reprisal. They keep directing Gizzi to an acronym, instead.

        And who do these Republicans fear future reprisal from? Gizzi doesn’t say, but the politicians who got stiffed by the GOP are both evangelical right wingers to the core (Michele Bachmann and Marilyn Musgrave of Colorado.) So it’s safe to say that the GOP players who choked off their funding fear that they will end up on the religious right’s shit list if their identity is made public.

  2. radiofreewill says:

    I’d say that Bus is swapping-ends as it flat-spins wildly down Broadway, past 42nd St, on its way to Battery Park…Mav’s got Warning Lights in the Cockpit…and Goose is about to Punch-Out!

    • surfer says:

      McCain Engine-out check list:

      Airspeed — Best Glide Speed
      Heading — Best landing location, spiral to downwind leg
      Mayday Mayday Mayday — 121.5
      Fuel Selector Valve — Off
      Mags — Off
      Electrical switches — Off
      Master — Off
      Seat belts — Tightened
      Doors — Open
      Passengers — Briefed

      • randiego says:

        McCain Engine-out check list:

        Airspeed — Best Glide Speed
        Heading — Best landing location, spiral to downwind leg
        Mayday Mayday Mayday — 121.5
        Fuel Selector Valve — Off
        Mags — Off
        Electrical switches — Off
        Master — Off
        Seat belts — Tightened
        Doors — Open
        Passengers — Briefed

        classic

      • radiofreewill says:

        If he chases the delay in his inputs badly enough he could careen all the way through Battery Park and make the Staten Island Ferry Launch Ramp – followed by about 15 seconds of the best view of the Statue of Liberty!

  3. freepatriot says:

    say what you want about mcsame, he ain’t as eratic as bill kristol

    close, but not quite that whacked out

    I’ve known since November of 2006 that this election was gonna be bad for the repuglitards

    but in my wildest dreams I never though mcsame could fuck up as bad as he has. And I only had small clues when I dubbed palin “princess Pandora”, so I gotta admit I never expected her to live up to that title so completely

    short story, even I never foresaw such a perfect storm …

    SIXTY SEVEN MUTHERFUCKERS

    didn’t take long to start feasting on Toobz, did it ???

  4. JimWhite says:

    Last one off the bus, please shut off the motor and the lights.

    If the firing squad is circular, there’s no such thing as collateral damage, is there?

  5. ffein says:

    I agree that they deserve each other. I felt sorry for her for about 15 seconds…then thought again…she should have had the sense to know that she wasn’t prepared to be VP or President and should have said “thank you, I’m flattered, but no thanks.”

  6. Ishmael says:

    It must drive McCain crazy that he can’t throw her off the bus like Joe Klein or MoDo. OT, but apparently Palin has abandoned Toobz Stevens and said he should resign, even if he were to be re-elected, per CNNs Rick Sanchez. I think she was being ambiguous yesterday while she waited to see what the reaction to the verdict was in Alaska before she committed – I don’t think she is following McCain’s lead on this.

  7. brendanx says:

    Dana Milbank has some witty lines in his piece on the infighting between the barracudicks:

    “Sarah Oh-Twelve!” bellowed a man in field coat and jeans, one of several thousand at the Leesburg rally, when Palin spoke about her tax policies yesterday. The oh-twelve message, if mathematically flawed, seemed to capture the crowd’s sentiment.

  8. freepatriot says:

    mayday mcsame is in a flat spin, the hate talk express is stuck in a decaying orbit that intersects the surface of the earth somewhere around Harrisburg PA

    mean while, back in Gotham:

    The DNC goes to the mattresses

    the repuglitards have been reduced to bugs on the freeway, just tryin to avoid those fast moving wind shields

  9. freepatriot says:

    wolfie reports that bush gave the repuglitards a “Pep Talk”

    they must have been THRILLED:

    ok, get your koolaide and listen up …

    did he bring his pom poms ???

    • readerOfTeaLeaves says:

      LOL ;-))

      I hope this election is a landslide of magnitude to drive a stake right into the heart of the insidious, Free Market Fundamentalist, idiotic, corrupt GOP/K-Street/DNC stupidity.

      Meanwhile, isn’t this one hell of an election…?

      • bmaz says:

        Hey, this is a hell of an election! You know what I haven’t seen or heard lately? Any of those people who thought it was such a cataclysmic thing for Hillary to have pushed Obama hard to the end. Turns out that giving him the experience in the heat of battle and drawing all those people out and into the mix all over the country in every state wasn’t so bad after all. Go figure.

        • emptywheel says:

          The long campaign really honed Obama’s skills. Which is great (except for MI).

          But Hillary’s campaign made the Ayers smear, especially, fair game (Rev. Wright, too, but I think it was more fair). The Ayers attack was a childish attack from the start, but it would never have been given the credence it was when McCain used it if Hillary hadn’t first.

          And that, IMO, is still unforgivable.

          • Ishmael says:

            The long campaign really showed Hillary’s strengths as a campaigner too, she is an excellent speaker, debater, and would have been a great President. But she also legitimized the racebaiting, “real American” slime from McCain when she said in May that “…Sen. Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me.”

            http://www.usatoday.com/news/p…..view_N.htm

        • readerOfTeaLeaves says:

          It’s been a strange week, but I keep remembering my precinct caucus in February. I had to wait about half an hour even to get in the door, and the place was pandemonium because there were so many people there.

          It really did signal that something really strange — the depth of emotion, and the RANGE of topics that that people spoke about was far beyond anything that I’ve ever seen. Also, to describe my precinct caucus goers as ‘liberals’ would be inaccurate; they were not ideologues. Just pissed off Americans.

          I remember thinking, “Am I glimpsing something huge?”
          And then again at the Dem Convention, I just marveled as I watched it.
          And then the Republican Convention seemed like it was a high school state championship, lots of ‘rah-rah’ but no depth.

          I think maybe the ‘mystic chords of memory’ are once again swelling with the better angels of our nature.
          I hope so!

        • brendanx says:

          View Clinton as a tool of fate, but a tool nonetheless. “Hard working people, white people…Commander-in-Chief threshold…”. Blech. This soulless stentor gets no credit from me for this.

  10. randiego says:

    OT – the Bolts just fired Ted Cottrell and installed Ron Rivera as Defensive Coordinator. It’s about freakin’ time.

    Not that i think this will save their season.

  11. Ishmael says:

    OT – Elections have consequences. Per Charlie Savage in the NYT, Bush Packs the Courts:

    “Republican-appointed judges, most conservatives, are projected to make up about 62 percent of the bench next Inauguration Day, up from 50 percent when Mr. Bush took office. They control 10 of the 13 circuits, while Democrat-appointed judges have a dwindling majority on just one circuit.

    David M. McIntosh, a co-founder and vice-chairman of the Federalist Society, said the nation’s appeals courts are now more in line with a conservative judicial ideology than at any other time in memory.”

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10…..=1&hp

      • Ishmael says:

        Absolutely, if Obama gets a big enough margin in the Senate, he may be able to get someone really dynamic on the Supreme Court that the Republicans would otherwise have filibustered to death – the same would apply to lower court judges where the Senators have traditionally had a veto – it would be better to have Jim Martin than Saxby Chambliss on judicial appointments in Alabama for example.

  12. Julia says:

    Me? I think McCain and Palin deserve each other.

    Oh, me I agree with you.

    That it’s karma for her to get screwed the way she’s screwed, say, her former friend the Mayor of Wasilla, pregnant homeless teenagers, the American taxpayer, her sister’s kids and the state police guy is satisfying.

    Still, it’s worth paying some attention to the disingenuous, self-serving and frequently dishonest nature of the campaign’s attacks on her, just to throw into relief what a perfectly dreadful group the permanent Republican campaign attack apparatus are. McCain’s assembled a murderer’s row of some of the most prominent ugly campaign operatives from the last three decades, and he hopped into bed with the special interests who control his party, and I’d like them all to walk away from this tarred. Palin is the perfect symbol of how these people view government and how responsible their decisions are, and they should have to own her.

  13. Dismayed says:

    There once was a man called McSame
    Who felt he was good at the game.

    Then along came Obama
    McSame cried to his moma

    I blame the cunt from Wassilla
    She seems a gorilla

    And I believe my ass
    she has maimed.

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