Dick Invites Joe to See the Man-Sized Safe and Industrial Shredding Machine

I know that it was really neat to see how the Bushes welcomed Barack and Michelle to their new digs. The Obamas looked so glamorous and confident and all that.

But this is the meeting I want to see first-hand:

The Vice President-elect and Dr. Jill Biden have been invited by Vice President Cheney and his wife Lynne to the Naval Observatory on Thursday at 5:15pm for a private meeting and tour of the residence.  The arrival of the Vice President-elect and Dr. Biden will be pooled.  The meeting will be closed press.  An official photo of the Bidens and Cheneys will be released following the meeting. 

I mean, how do you think Jill Biden will respond when Dick tells her husband to go fuck himself?

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16 replies
  1. JimWhite says:

    Sorry to go OT so early in the thread, but has anyone sent to the Office of the President Elect the warning developed in the WH email threads here that the Obama admin needs to start from scratch on a communications system? Last week would be the time for them to start building that secure system. It would thrill my heart if Cheney’s next undisclosed location is unable to access any WH communications back doors.

  2. marksb says:

    Oooo, is a tour of the Undisclosed Location on the day’s agenda? “Sir, we’ll be heading over to the bunker right after lunch…”
    ——
    EW, I’ve cobbled up an expanded auto industry proposal from the short comment the other day. If you want a look and maybe give me hints of edits and where to send it, email me. Thanks.

  3. Adie says:

    Say. Did shooter check to see if that safe thingie fits thru the door?
    Oh. Nebbermind. From the state of sliced, diced, & shredded coal sands, where there’s a will….

    Hey JimWhite! That sounds dandy. Can they also run thru the place with a de-bugger? It’s strange and nonsensical, but i just don’t trust that angler.

  4. bobschacht says:

    Dick is a multi-mode destroyer. The shredding truck was for some paper stuff. But then I think he probably decided he needs is very own industrial strength shredder, so as not to advertise to the world when he wants to destroy evidence.

    I’ll bet he also has a trash compacter designed for cell phones, laptops, etc.

    Bob in HI

  5. JimWhite says:

    I mean, how do you think Jill Biden will respond when Dick tells her husband to go fuck himself?

    I don’t think Jill will have to respond. Joe’s dad taught the Champ how to stand up for himself. I want close-up pictures of Cheney’s nose after the meeting…

  6. Teddy Partridge says:

    Cheney’s looking mighty feeble in his public appearances lately, and has a horrible cough. I give him six months to live. Then, we can be subject to the unbound AEI ravings of The Widow Lynne.

    • randiego says:

      Cheney’s looking mighty feeble in his public appearances lately, and has a horrible cough. I give him six months to live. Then, we can be subject to the unbound AEI ravings of The Widow Lynne.

      Agree, TP. I’ve been saying this since he ‘endorsed’ McCain the week before the election… that’s a very sick man

  7. Loo Hoo. says:

    I hope Jill is planning to bring a thank-you gift. Taxi to the Dark Side would be appropriate. Or a copy of Sisters.

  8. JohnLopresti says:

    Relatively OT: Judge H Kennedy a few days ago gave Crew the greenlight on its Bush administration emails restoration case, defeating the administration on each defense. The hitch is the remedy offered is the officials who now are obliged to arrange for oversight of the restoration are bound to develop a collaborative communication to the entity which will manage the process; said entity being MMukasey. The linked court memorandum opinion and order is an interesting read.

    Somewhat OnTopic: I forget what it was Leahy was saying, or was about to say, that irked the vice president and elicited that remark which has managed to distill his vice presidency in a single phrase, for the history books, so to speak.

    A mite on a prior topic, evidently: The photo above conveys some of the ignominy of the US presidency, as the timeshare tennant who is about to leave walks the next occupant thru, pointing out the screen door that needs repair, and the scuff places in the marble floors to avoid when in house slippers.

    Way OT: In the crunch of the McCain campaign’s evasive publicity notices I made a moment to read somewhat into the MS origins, Carroll County, Teoc plantation, in modern times still a community of people who hold reunions. A lot of famous individuals who originated the American music sound called blues lived in Carroll County, some even at Teoc. Strange that the candidate avoided relating to that milieu. I caught an NPR documentary of some of the sounds, an amazing state, MS.

  9. skdadl says:

    Ooh. I knew you’d do a Biden post sooner or later, EW. That’s the handover I really want to see, although I think that Jim White @ 3 is right to wonder about this:

    It would thrill my heart if Cheney’s next undisclosed location is unable to access any WH communications back doors.

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