November 3, 2010 / by emptywheel

 

Wacky GOP Hearings Ideas

Mary, who apparently is not a twit, noticed that those of us who are have been brainstorming all the great hearings the GOP will hold now that they control the House. And, in her infinite wisdom, she asked for a thread here so everyone can all join in the fun.

Here were my twitter suggestions:

  • Yemen: Should we triple the drone strikes or triple the right-wing owned contractors?
  • Drilling in ANWR: Before or after we triple drilling in Gulf deepwater?
  • How God wanted us to feel warmer so he just turned up the temperature a little.
  • Birth control: the godless socialists’ assault on God’s plans for women.
  • Legislative options to help banks foreclose on deadbeats faster.
  • Free Trade Agreements: After Chile, Colombia, and Korea, where ELSE can we export manufacturing jobs?

And some other favorites from Elon James White:

  • Jobs in America: Bad Economy or Too Many Mexicans.
  • Don’t Ask Don’t Tell: Can’t the gays just chill out already?
  • War on Terror: Can we classify Mexicans as Arab?

And Adam Serwer:

  • Santa Claus: Threat or Menace?
  • What’s Eric Holder hiding under that mustache?

What have we missed?

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