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emptywheel says:
I didn’t realize that I should learn to write limericks until Rosalind tried it last thread.
I confess I need as much practice as she seems to!
This picture is from a few days ago, from Barrington Pier. There’s always a heron there, as well as a swan couple, particularly when the tide is low and the mudflats are exposed.
bmaz says:
Pretty good limerick!
emptywheel says:
Honestly, it sucks.
But something to work on in the new year, I guess.
Savage Librarian says:
But it definitely brought a twinkle to these pale eyes in their pasty face. That’s the kind of high I can really appreciate, learning a new word.
Speaking of EU, do you know anyone that makes potica (or povitica as some call it?) I ordered some from the vicinity of Peterr’s neck of the woods. It’s the closest I could find to the kind my mom used to bake during the holidays. I like the ones made with walnuts. Yum, yum.
Alan Charbonneau says:
My wife bakes babka a Ukrainian egg bread at Easter
My Mother-in-law. It is a Northern Italian/Slovenian version.
Nord Dakota says:
Potica??? I grew up on Minnesota’s Iron Range, where immigrants arrived in the late 1800s to 1930s and later from farms to work in iron (later taconite) mines. Potica always showed up at pot lucks and the Moose Club (parents belonged) holiday buffets. You can still order it from the Italian Bakery in Virginia, MN (https://www.potica.com/). My parents went back to the farm upon retiring but when someone was travelling back there we’d buy it for mom. It was the kind of thing we kids wouldn’t touch (mom always bought her own pint of maple nut ice cream, knowing that with us nuts in a sweet was like a wooden cross pointed at Dracula).
A lot of local women baked it, of course. I’ve made it a couple of times but nothing like what the Italian Bakery makes, and they have had customers all over the planet for decades.
xy xy says:
Talk about sucky limericks (by the way, nothing sucky about anything you do), here’s one that really sucks: montcopa.org/3316/Limerick-Generating-Station
Eureka says:
My mom used to make grog! I will have to get on that.
And you don’t want your limericking to outshine that wow photo. It’s my favorite of the ones you’ve shared, the birdie footprints…the impressionistic water. Reminds me of my grandmother’s favorite painting.
So the whole thing works just fine. Brought me some Christmas cheer!
Merriment to you and yours.
Chirrut Imwe says:
I was going to post to the Happy Holiday’s open forum that we were making glug (grog) yesterday, but everyone posting there seems so intimate that it felt like crashing the party. After lurking for so long, I do feel like I kinda know some of you all from afar. I did enjoy your limerick, Marcy.
Our glug: mulled wine (1 part port, 2 parts hearty burgundy), plus almonds and raisins, simmered for the afternoon. Then the piece de resistance – put sugar cubes in a shallow pan, pour in 80+ proof bourbon whisky, and light that sucker. Once the sugar has melted and caramelized, add to the wine and enjoy.
I hope everyone has a festive end to this sucky year, and hope for a much better and brighter 2022.
bmaz says:
Naw, you are welcome on any of the threads! And the whole purpose of Trash Talk threads is to allow people to partake at full speed. So, never hesitate.
emptywheel says:
Oh yum. Great recipe. And thanks for delurking. Welcome!
Eureka says:
Thanks for sharing. I don’t know if it’s because apple cider season transitions into grog season but I seem to recall some cinnamony odors.
We just kinda wing in on amounts – maybe 8 or 10 cinnamon sticks, not quite a full palm-full of cardamon & cloves. I don’t think you can over do it (but you can under do it) on the mulling.
Eureka says:
Ah, yes — now we’re cooking some boozy delights!
Winging is the discerning chemist’s way to go. So glad you’re sharing, this will def make for a hearty [Christmas] 2022.
Tim Boone says:
A few years ago we visited Leamy House in Limerick to see the Frank McCourt museum. Had a great time there, although Galway is our first love. Envy you living there
Toby Joyce says:
Thank You from Galway.
Congrats to Limerick All Ireland Hurling Champions but we win next year!
Timmer says:
Some of us are being looked after by Sts Brighid and Brendan. Holiday greetings from us yankmicks.
Jim Cri says:
Thank you. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Yogarhythms says:
Ew,
Beautiful Limerick. Merry mirth to one and all. This 25th, in pandemic pall.
Peterr says:
A Limerick Epic
for a Epic Writer in Limerick
In KC I’m just out of bed
and coffee will soon clear my head
The Kid is now makin’
eggs fried up with bacon.
Now on to see what Marcy’s said. . .
This gal with a background in lit’
is a blogger with dev’lish strong grit
Most readers are jealous,
her passion, most zealous,
for research and taking no shit.
The commenters here are a gift
who read each new post, oh so swift.
They marvel and cheer,
They question and jeer,
giving trolls and their leaders short shrift.
The lurkers, we also must thank
whose comment box always is blank.
Inspir’d as they ponder,
wheree’r they may wander,
to fight – take that to the bank.
Let DC stenographers cry
and resident Villagers sigh
Let plotters be warned
and grifters be scorned
for judgment — Thanks Marcy! — is nigh.
Thanks Marcy, indeed.
emptywheel says:
Clap clap clap!
I love it!
Mr. EW reminded me he once wrote me a limerick–he was making fun of my first attempts, and rightly so. I only vaguely remember that one and am pretty sure it’s not for public telling.
Peterr says:
Those are the best limericks of all.
Savage Librarian says:
Hear here!
phred says:
Well done, Peterr! You have outdone yourself : )
Merry Christmas All : )
Molly Pitcher says:
Well Done Peterr !
Leoghann says:
An excellent limerick epic!
pdaly says:
Love it, Peterr!
punaise says:
Nailed it! You are a master of the AABBA form.
emptywheel says:
I feel like I should have photoshopped this to decorate the radio tower. It would perfect the picture!
John Lehman says:
“I feel like I should have photoshopped this…”
…if so very, very carefully, keeping a copy of the original.
The original is very beautiful and professional looking as is. Working on it in photoshop may or may not be successful.
The danger being changing a great photo into something kitschy.
Skip RGB. Go to the others one at a time and look at the histogram. If there are gaps at the ends of the histogram, slide until the marker contacts the histogram, and maybe a bit more.
A large spike on the right end usually means a highlight somewhere in the image. Ignore, and again, move the slider to where the histogram begins.
Do this for each of the three colours. It will usually re-balance things.
If you don’t like the results, go to “Edit” and either Undo, or Fade the edit by whatever percentage looks good to you.
DAT says:
Lovely picture. Lovely limerick. Lovely post and lovely blog. A lovely Christmas, and dare I hope it, a lovely new year to all.
biff murphy says:
Maybe I too should retire there
I get so tired of the antics here
The people here are getting so mean
And my soul cry’s out for the shades of green
While I wait alone for the likes of Kris Kringle
My heart yearns more for the Peninsula of Dingle
When i have some time to kill
I’ll climb to the top of Carrauntoohil
Every August when a Goat is made king
I’ll head to Brazen Head for a fine day of drinking
MerryChristmas to all- biff murphy
JohnForde says:
In the full spirit of Christmas I say limerick’s are so much easier in Nantucket.
bmaz says:
John…..
John Lehman says:
A house on the bay in Nantucket
Was the place he delivered the bucket
When he got to the place
It was just empty space
So he slammed down his pail and yelled f*** it
John Lehman says:
A reply to the B man quite cute
Is he asking for my horn to toot?
By a reference to John…
For a Limerick respond
Of Nantucket’s long known repute
Or is this “John…” a gentle reply
To “John Forde” another guy
This has me confused
And rather amused
That it’s a gentle scold with a sigh
vvv says:
There was a young man from Nantucket
Who had in his list of the bucket
To never again hear from his friend deep in beer
About a checkpoint and how to duck it
earlofhuntingdon says:
Not quite Nash or Lear, Nantucket or Niger, but nicely done. Happy Christmas to all.
Badger Robert says:
The limerick rhymes are too easy,
They all come out somewhat sleazy.
Its best not to start,
But we haven’t the heart.
So bring on short poems that are cheesy,
Savage Librarian says:
Foul
It might have become sacrilegious
to be anything but prodigious,
Former guy who cries foul
as he empties his bowel
persistently spews the litigious.
Peterr says:
A lawyer named bmaz is prickly,
For the law and the process, most stickly.
As the res’dent curmudgeon,
fools and trolls, he does bludgeon;
they beat feet for the exits most quickly.
Peterr says:
To Rayne, raise your glasses and mugs
for her ceaseless attention to bugs.
Backstage and out front,
she’s delightfully blunt.
“Check the byline” and give her your hugs.
I meant to thank you for this, Peterr. Wishing you and yours a brighter year ahead.
Peterr says:
Puns are welcome here, as is trash talking
as relief from the endlessly stalking
of conmen and liars
and those who light fires
with disdain for democracy – shocking!
phred says:
Now you’re just showing off ; )
You’re very good at this, please carry on… ; )
scribe says:
No limericks here – not feeling poetic today. Fun to read others’, though.
Ham’s ready to go into the oven, potatoes are already there, baking.
The 506 tells me it’s an interesting weekend of productions from the No Fun League – with Biebs and Tompa Bay stacking up against my Stillers for the late games tomorrow. It will be interesting to see how the Bucs do after losing Godwin to an ACL and Noted Malefactor Antonio Brown to idiocy. My Stillers are staggering toward the end, likely to slide into the 7th playoff spot and then lose quickly and quietly. Just the other day their OL coach – a favorite of opposing defenders looking to plump their sack numbers – announced he’s got a new gig, back in college. Given the way their O-line has not protected Ben, no one will be sad to see him go.
At least we’re not as desperate as the Saints, who tried unsuccessfully to get Drew Fookin’ Brees to unretire before they did the football equivalent of winding up at Denny’s and signed Blake Bortles.
Still, my Stillers could win the AFC North, something not even the most deluded of their fans would have dared predict in September. Covid has messed with the schedule, and odds, like that they were on that old board game “Trouble”, the one with the dice in the Pop-o-Matic bubble dome. Just when you think things have been sorted out, the hand of Corona whacks the bubble, snake eyes come up, and makes a hash out of everything. Go back 7 squares or something.
The Man in Red stopped by last night, left some nice stuff but not too much. I plan on moving again in spring, so more stuff is not high on my list of things desired. I’ll have to move it, after all.
Other than that, a quiet, peaceful holiday. Something to treasure in its simplicity.
Best to all.
Peterr says:
I think you are reading the schedule wrong, scribe. Tampa Bay plays at noon vs the Panthers and the Stillers are visiting the COVID-stricken Chefs in the mid-afternoon. At one point this week, the Chefs COVID list had TEs Travis Kelce, WR Tyreek Hill, K Harrison Butker, P Tommy Townsend, and various other folks on both sides of the ball.
There have been folks who have been cleared to play again, but Butker is a definite out for Sunday and they’ve been scrambling to figure out how to patch so many holes. For placekicks, there’s a dance between the longsnapper, the holder (generally the punter or a backup QB), and the kicker. For KC, only the longsnapper is not a replacement, and that trio has been putting in a ton of work this week to get ready.
The last chance for anyone to be cleared to play is 3pm today, and lots of Chefs fans are holding their breath to see who will and will not be on the field come Sunday. It’s not clear from reports who tested positive vs was a close contact, nor who is and is not vaccinated. (It appears from the protocol he is following, though, that Butker is unvaccinated.)
P J Evans says:
Pack 24, Brownies 22 at Lambeau.
bmaz says:
Scribe, it is almost like you missed the actual Trash Talk thread. Guess yer Stillers miss Bubby Brister at this point.
scribe says:
Glimpsed at the trash thread, something recently more noted by its absence. Drove on b/c this thread is fresher and bound to attract more attention.
I was reading off the 506 schedule, which may have been out of date.
Regardless, Tomlin delenda est.
scribe says:
Oh, yeah: Gritty Rules.
And no one misses Bubby Brister.
bmaz says:
Well, if attention is what you seek, Bubby Brister would likely serve the Steelers better at this point as opposed to that rubber armed rapist.
bmaz says:
On a more positive note, just saw a Porsche commercial that appeared like it started at the Porsche museum you once forwarded pictures of. That was kind of cool. Though not sure Porsche is going to live or die via EVs.
scribe says:
Their Super Bowl commercial last year or the year before started there.
A friend has ridden in the Taycan. The acceleration is such that one should be aware of the good chance of whiplash. My problem with electro-Porsches is they are too damn quiet coming up on pedestrians. I was almost run down by a 918 like that.
I had to watch only the first Steelers’ offensive series to know they would get their asses kicked.
So I spun the dial.
scribe says:
“And now to a more competitive game….”
Eureka says:
They put it back on after the riveting Carr kneeldowns.
Meanwhile I’m pissed I have to watch the December debut of Saint BDN and in a snow game online (via twitter, gamecast, etc.) like I’m running a NASA console.
—
ETA: had to: final 25/24 Bearss.
Now why they couldn’t have busted him out last week for MNF I’ll never understand (and your Stillers getting Skolled a couple weeks back was also not helpful for my plans).
vvv says:
Yes, the Bearses game was rather entertaining, a two-point extra so won by one with 1:01 to go …
harpie says:
I just have a moment to drop in,
but want to tell you ALL how much
I appreciate this AMAZING community!
-Love,
harpie
Hopeful says:
Thank you, Dr Wheeler.
As always for your postings, I had to go to Wikipedia to fully understand, this time for your limerick. Sometimes it’s Google.
You have taught me so over the years, I am very appreciative and I hope for much more learning about, and understanding, complex issues in 2022.
emptywheel says:
Thank you!
emptywheel says:
I made King Pao rutabega (swede, here), bc I changed my mind and decided to make szechuan duck.
It came out really really well.
Leoghann says:
Szechuan peppercorns and sauce need something strong, so as not to overwhelm the dish. Rutabaga is definitely up to that task. Sounds really interesting.
Happy holidays to all! I love that Emptywheel is safe in such a beautiful place while we dodge bullets, health care costs and bullets trying to survive in the red states. Every year I say the same thing. This blog is my sanity. I’ve been taken to task by Bmaz at times over the years. One time, and this is embarrassing, was because I was certain that there had been election fraud when Bush won against Gore. I think in my passion, I might have suggested an insurrection. However, in fairness I don’t own a gun and had no connection with a large group of radicals. Well other than you folks. Where I was corrected by Bmaz, that the election was certified and over and to discuss such things, unpatriotic or democratic. The irony has not been lost on me that at some point I might have been as crazy as a trumper against George Bush. But that’s why I love this place. It’s amazing how a group of characters I never met, can mean so much to the world.
Now to rutabagas. We have them at every special. One year it was my turn to bring them. There was a big huge box of them at Hy-Vee. I had never seen a huge box full. Usually a small number in a bin. There were labeled rutabagas with a big sign. They seemed bigger. And a little different than usual. We peeled and cut them up. Didn’t seem quite right. Turns out they were jicama!! And jicama boiled and diced with butter and salt was not consumable. Tasted awful bland. This happened about 15 years ago. To this day, someone asks for the jicama!
Nothing better than the combo of duck and rutabagas!! Mmmm mmm!!
Love you all!
Wavpeac (circa Last Hurrah!)
Katie Jensen (Dog…something. why can’t I remember the name?)
And finally Peacerme coming to EmptyWheel!!
The limericks, the song lyrics, the trash talks, the brilliant minds who have past but stay in my mind more clearly than some of my relatives.
If we are going to save this democracy, it will happen because of sites like this. ❤️
Peterr says:
“Well other than you folks.”
Gotta love it.
Doctor My Eyes says:
There was a young lad in Limerick.
Who chose early on not to temper it.
Her analysis clear,
Into crooks she struck fear,
For she called out each cheap legal gimmerick.
Best wishes to all. Thanks for the work. My dearest wish for the coming year is that facts will continue to matter.
Doctor My Eyes says:
Yikes! “Lad” = “Lady”, natch. Perhaps “woman” would be more apt.
Jenny says:
Happy Christmas. Thank you Dr. Marcy for your in-depth insight.
Limericks can seem rather gimmicky
To those folks whose tastes are too finicky.
If you’re a bit of a prude
They can seem downright rude,
Just like a swift kick in the privities.
I Never Lie and am Always Right says:
There once was a Trumper named Rudy
Who had a most warped sense of duty.
He will look very well
In a Greybar Motel
Where no longer will he be a foodie.
Or if you prefer, a song for those who drive somewhere with their families for the holidays.
These Three Things
These three things go pack in the car.
Pack them well – we’re traveling far.
Kids will fight and kids will scream
While we drive our car. Oh—-
Car of wonder, car of might.
Car that takes us through the night.
Westward heading, on a drive we’re dreading,
Hope we don’t get lost tonight.
Limericks are a personal favorite of mine; some of my ancestors came from a townsland near Limerick. Ireland is truly God’s Country.
Eureka says:
There twice was a family named Jones
whose closets they puked most their bones
‘Tis no laughing matter
the numbskull Mad Hatter
Telltales his thin heart into groans
You need to find a town somewhere called, “Haiku” to live in for the next poem challenge please.
John Lehman says:
Proud Portlander’s post
Koko ni kite
Nihon no haru hi
Teru gotoshi
Here, miles from Japan,
I stand as if warmed by the
Spring sunshine of home.
– Shuoshi Mizuhara
The Portland Japanese Garden has only one poetic inscription in stone—a haiku written especially for this Garden,
by renowned 20th century Japanese haiku poet, Shuoshi Mizuhara (1892-1981) upon his visit to the Portland Japanese Garden in 1966
Just let’s be thankful she doesn’t live in a town called Ghazal.
John Lehman says:
Ghazal ? Ghazals !!
The poetry would then be sweet..
Super sweet…drip, drip, dripping in honey sweet
Teenage love intense….mead inebriating sweet…
Welcome to Middle Eastern Poetry 101
John Lehman says:
How about a town named Slam?
With Oregon’s current Poet Laureate we should rename Portland “Slam Ghazal” or “Ghazal Slam” as he (Anis Mojgani) is of Iranian background (Persians renowned for their Ghazals) and a two-time individual champion of the National Poetry Slam and winner of the International World Cup Poetry Slam.
I actually quite liked your limerick, Marcy. And the photo is wonderful–so quiet.
Maybe, for 2022, the expression, “now you’re just talking grog” needs to become a thing.
joel fisher says:
I learn the news from Emptywheel
Because ignorance has lost its appeal.
With Intelligent blogging, they get the jump
In wising me up and calling out Trump
So I look forward to hearing him squeal.
.
Ewan says:
That Irish heron sure looks haughty
Craning like a stork for a bounty
A fish for a feasting
A wish for a mating
A limerick should be naughty
emptywheel says:
Lovely.
Actually the heron has nested in the neighborhood. Loud birds when they’re protecting spawn.
pdaly says:
Late to the party. Was hosting some family until just a few hours ago.
Glad to see everyone here again this year at emptywheel.
I tried my hand just now at a limerick. It highlights Marcy’s self-described difficulty with pop culture which I am confident is not really a problem as she tracks people many times more obscure!
E.W., the journalist of great note
Ticks off clown car passenger names as if by rote.
She reads footnotes with ease, uncovers graft, grift, or sleaze,
Yet seeks help with pop culture quotes!
emptywheel says:
Love it!
bmaz says:
Lol.
pdaly says:
decided it needs an addendum:
It may seem falling short in attainment,
Unless you know the arrangement:
Her writing abounds of clowns who bring frowns,
Not those who bring mere entertainment.
I didn’t realize that I should learn to write limericks until Rosalind tried it last thread.
I confess I need as much practice as she seems to!
This picture is from a few days ago, from Barrington Pier. There’s always a heron there, as well as a swan couple, particularly when the tide is low and the mudflats are exposed.
Pretty good limerick!
Honestly, it sucks.
But something to work on in the new year, I guess.
But it definitely brought a twinkle to these pale eyes in their pasty face. That’s the kind of high I can really appreciate, learning a new word.
Speaking of EU, do you know anyone that makes potica (or povitica as some call it?) I ordered some from the vicinity of Peterr’s neck of the woods. It’s the closest I could find to the kind my mom used to bake during the holidays. I like the ones made with walnuts. Yum, yum.
My wife bakes babka a Ukrainian egg bread at Easter
For Povitica, this looks like a good site;
https://strawberryhill.com/?gclid=CjwKCAiAn5uOBhADEiwA_pZwcIb-3GTnIfil4bCEbfAT1VwnQ7zj7oD7PNzdad8nlvpk2M-GHWQcMxoCPv4QAvD_BwE
My Mother-in-law. It is a Northern Italian/Slovenian version.
Potica??? I grew up on Minnesota’s Iron Range, where immigrants arrived in the late 1800s to 1930s and later from farms to work in iron (later taconite) mines. Potica always showed up at pot lucks and the Moose Club (parents belonged) holiday buffets. You can still order it from the Italian Bakery in Virginia, MN (https://www.potica.com/). My parents went back to the farm upon retiring but when someone was travelling back there we’d buy it for mom. It was the kind of thing we kids wouldn’t touch (mom always bought her own pint of maple nut ice cream, knowing that with us nuts in a sweet was like a wooden cross pointed at Dracula).
A lot of local women baked it, of course. I’ve made it a couple of times but nothing like what the Italian Bakery makes, and they have had customers all over the planet for decades.
Talk about sucky limericks (by the way, nothing sucky about anything you do), here’s one that really sucks: montcopa.org/3316/Limerick-Generating-Station
My mom used to make grog! I will have to get on that.
And you don’t want your limericking to outshine that wow photo. It’s my favorite of the ones you’ve shared, the birdie footprints…the impressionistic water. Reminds me of my grandmother’s favorite painting.
So the whole thing works just fine. Brought me some Christmas cheer!
Merriment to you and yours.
I was going to post to the Happy Holiday’s open forum that we were making glug (grog) yesterday, but everyone posting there seems so intimate that it felt like crashing the party. After lurking for so long, I do feel like I kinda know some of you all from afar. I did enjoy your limerick, Marcy.
Our glug: mulled wine (1 part port, 2 parts hearty burgundy), plus almonds and raisins, simmered for the afternoon. Then the piece de resistance – put sugar cubes in a shallow pan, pour in 80+ proof bourbon whisky, and light that sucker. Once the sugar has melted and caramelized, add to the wine and enjoy.
I hope everyone has a festive end to this sucky year, and hope for a much better and brighter 2022.
Naw, you are welcome on any of the threads! And the whole purpose of Trash Talk threads is to allow people to partake at full speed. So, never hesitate.
Oh yum. Great recipe. And thanks for delurking. Welcome!
Thanks for sharing. I don’t know if it’s because apple cider season transitions into grog season but I seem to recall some cinnamony odors.
Oh, there is plenty of cinnamon…
Mulling Spices (wrapped in cheesecloth):
Cinnamon sticks
Cardamon seeds (cracked open)
Cloves
(actual) Orange peel
We just kinda wing in on amounts – maybe 8 or 10 cinnamon sticks, not quite a full palm-full of cardamon & cloves. I don’t think you can over do it (but you can under do it) on the mulling.
Ah, yes — now we’re cooking some boozy delights!
Winging is the discerning chemist’s way to go. So glad you’re sharing, this will def make for a hearty [Christmas] 2022.
A few years ago we visited Leamy House in Limerick to see the Frank McCourt museum. Had a great time there, although Galway is our first love. Envy you living there
Thank You from Galway.
Congrats to Limerick All Ireland Hurling Champions but we win next year!
Some of us are being looked after by Sts Brighid and Brendan. Holiday greetings from us yankmicks.
Thank you. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Ew,
Beautiful Limerick. Merry mirth to one and all. This 25th, in pandemic pall.
A Limerick Epic
for a Epic Writer in Limerick
In KC I’m just out of bed
and coffee will soon clear my head
The Kid is now makin’
eggs fried up with bacon.
Now on to see what Marcy’s said. . .
This gal with a background in lit’
is a blogger with dev’lish strong grit
Most readers are jealous,
her passion, most zealous,
for research and taking no shit.
The commenters here are a gift
who read each new post, oh so swift.
They marvel and cheer,
They question and jeer,
giving trolls and their leaders short shrift.
The lurkers, we also must thank
whose comment box always is blank.
Inspir’d as they ponder,
wheree’r they may wander,
to fight – take that to the bank.
Let DC stenographers cry
and resident Villagers sigh
Let plotters be warned
and grifters be scorned
for judgment — Thanks Marcy! — is nigh.
Thanks Marcy, indeed.
Clap clap clap!
I love it!
Mr. EW reminded me he once wrote me a limerick–he was making fun of my first attempts, and rightly so. I only vaguely remember that one and am pretty sure it’s not for public telling.
Those are the best limericks of all.
Hear here!
Well done, Peterr! You have outdone yourself : )
Merry Christmas All : )
Well Done Peterr !
An excellent limerick epic!
Love it, Peterr!
Nailed it! You are a master of the AABBA form.
I feel like I should have photoshopped this to decorate the radio tower. It would perfect the picture!
“I feel like I should have photoshopped this…”
…if so very, very carefully, keeping a copy of the original.
The original is very beautiful and professional looking as is. Working on it in photoshop may or may not be successful.
The danger being changing a great photo into something kitschy.
One very simple trick.
Check “Levels” in Photoshop.
4 options: RGB/Red/Green/Blue.
Skip RGB. Go to the others one at a time and look at the histogram. If there are gaps at the ends of the histogram, slide until the marker contacts the histogram, and maybe a bit more.
A large spike on the right end usually means a highlight somewhere in the image. Ignore, and again, move the slider to where the histogram begins.
Do this for each of the three colours. It will usually re-balance things.
If you don’t like the results, go to “Edit” and either Undo, or Fade the edit by whatever percentage looks good to you.
Lovely picture. Lovely limerick. Lovely post and lovely blog. A lovely Christmas, and dare I hope it, a lovely new year to all.
Maybe I too should retire there
I get so tired of the antics here
The people here are getting so mean
And my soul cry’s out for the shades of green
While I wait alone for the likes of Kris Kringle
My heart yearns more for the Peninsula of Dingle
When i have some time to kill
I’ll climb to the top of Carrauntoohil
Every August when a Goat is made king
I’ll head to Brazen Head for a fine day of drinking
MerryChristmas to all- biff murphy
In the full spirit of Christmas I say limerick’s are so much easier in Nantucket.
John…..
A house on the bay in Nantucket
Was the place he delivered the bucket
When he got to the place
It was just empty space
So he slammed down his pail and yelled f*** it
A reply to the B man quite cute
Is he asking for my horn to toot?
By a reference to John…
For a Limerick respond
Of Nantucket’s long known repute
Or is this “John…” a gentle reply
To “John Forde” another guy
This has me confused
And rather amused
That it’s a gentle scold with a sigh
There was a young man from Nantucket
Who had in his list of the bucket
To never again hear from his friend deep in beer
About a checkpoint and how to duck it
Not quite Nash or Lear, Nantucket or Niger, but nicely done. Happy Christmas to all.
The limerick rhymes are too easy,
They all come out somewhat sleazy.
Its best not to start,
But we haven’t the heart.
So bring on short poems that are cheesy,
Foul
It might have become sacrilegious
to be anything but prodigious,
Former guy who cries foul
as he empties his bowel
persistently spews the litigious.
A lawyer named bmaz is prickly,
For the law and the process, most stickly.
As the res’dent curmudgeon,
fools and trolls, he does bludgeon;
they beat feet for the exits most quickly.
To Rayne, raise your glasses and mugs
for her ceaseless attention to bugs.
Backstage and out front,
she’s delightfully blunt.
“Check the byline” and give her your hugs.
I meant to thank you for this, Peterr. Wishing you and yours a brighter year ahead.
Puns are welcome here, as is trash talking
as relief from the endlessly stalking
of conmen and liars
and those who light fires
with disdain for democracy – shocking!
Now you’re just showing off ; )
You’re very good at this, please carry on… ; )
No limericks here – not feeling poetic today. Fun to read others’, though.
Ham’s ready to go into the oven, potatoes are already there, baking.
The 506 tells me it’s an interesting weekend of productions from the No Fun League – with Biebs and Tompa Bay stacking up against my Stillers for the late games tomorrow. It will be interesting to see how the Bucs do after losing Godwin to an ACL and Noted Malefactor Antonio Brown to idiocy. My Stillers are staggering toward the end, likely to slide into the 7th playoff spot and then lose quickly and quietly. Just the other day their OL coach – a favorite of opposing defenders looking to plump their sack numbers – announced he’s got a new gig, back in college. Given the way their O-line has not protected Ben, no one will be sad to see him go.
At least we’re not as desperate as the Saints, who tried unsuccessfully to get Drew Fookin’ Brees to unretire before they did the football equivalent of winding up at Denny’s and signed Blake Bortles.
Still, my Stillers could win the AFC North, something not even the most deluded of their fans would have dared predict in September. Covid has messed with the schedule, and odds, like that they were on that old board game “Trouble”, the one with the dice in the Pop-o-Matic bubble dome. Just when you think things have been sorted out, the hand of Corona whacks the bubble, snake eyes come up, and makes a hash out of everything. Go back 7 squares or something.
The Man in Red stopped by last night, left some nice stuff but not too much. I plan on moving again in spring, so more stuff is not high on my list of things desired. I’ll have to move it, after all.
Other than that, a quiet, peaceful holiday. Something to treasure in its simplicity.
Best to all.
I think you are reading the schedule wrong, scribe. Tampa Bay plays at noon vs the Panthers and the Stillers are visiting the COVID-stricken Chefs in the mid-afternoon. At one point this week, the Chefs COVID list had TEs Travis Kelce, WR Tyreek Hill, K Harrison Butker, P Tommy Townsend, and various other folks on both sides of the ball.
There have been folks who have been cleared to play again, but Butker is a definite out for Sunday and they’ve been scrambling to figure out how to patch so many holes. For placekicks, there’s a dance between the longsnapper, the holder (generally the punter or a backup QB), and the kicker. For KC, only the longsnapper is not a replacement, and that trio has been putting in a ton of work this week to get ready.
The last chance for anyone to be cleared to play is 3pm today, and lots of Chefs fans are holding their breath to see who will and will not be on the field come Sunday. It’s not clear from reports who tested positive vs was a close contact, nor who is and is not vaccinated. (It appears from the protocol he is following, though, that Butker is unvaccinated.)
Pack 24, Brownies 22 at Lambeau.
Scribe, it is almost like you missed the actual Trash Talk thread. Guess yer Stillers miss Bubby Brister at this point.
Glimpsed at the trash thread, something recently more noted by its absence. Drove on b/c this thread is fresher and bound to attract more attention.
I was reading off the 506 schedule, which may have been out of date.
Regardless, Tomlin delenda est.
Oh, yeah: Gritty Rules.
And no one misses Bubby Brister.
Well, if attention is what you seek, Bubby Brister would likely serve the Steelers better at this point as opposed to that rubber armed rapist.
On a more positive note, just saw a Porsche commercial that appeared like it started at the Porsche museum you once forwarded pictures of. That was kind of cool. Though not sure Porsche is going to live or die via EVs.
Their Super Bowl commercial last year or the year before started there.
A friend has ridden in the Taycan. The acceleration is such that one should be aware of the good chance of whiplash. My problem with electro-Porsches is they are too damn quiet coming up on pedestrians. I was almost run down by a 918 like that.
I had to watch only the first Steelers’ offensive series to know they would get their asses kicked.
So I spun the dial.
“And now to a more competitive game….”
They put it back on after the riveting Carr kneeldowns.
Meanwhile I’m pissed I have to watch the December debut of Saint BDN and in a snow game online (via twitter, gamecast, etc.) like I’m running a NASA console.
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ETA: had to: final 25/24 Bearss.
Now why they couldn’t have busted him out last week for MNF I’ll never understand (and your Stillers getting Skolled a couple weeks back was also not helpful for my plans).
Yes, the Bearses game was rather entertaining, a two-point extra so won by one with 1:01 to go …
I just have a moment to drop in,
but want to tell you ALL how much
I appreciate this AMAZING community!
-Love,
harpie
Thank you, Dr Wheeler.
As always for your postings, I had to go to Wikipedia to fully understand, this time for your limerick. Sometimes it’s Google.
You have taught me so over the years, I am very appreciative and I hope for much more learning about, and understanding, complex issues in 2022.
Thank you!
I made King Pao rutabega (swede, here), bc I changed my mind and decided to make szechuan duck.
It came out really really well.
Szechuan peppercorns and sauce need something strong, so as not to overwhelm the dish. Rutabaga is definitely up to that task. Sounds really interesting.
Happy holidays to all! I love that Emptywheel is safe in such a beautiful place while we dodge bullets, health care costs and bullets trying to survive in the red states. Every year I say the same thing. This blog is my sanity. I’ve been taken to task by Bmaz at times over the years. One time, and this is embarrassing, was because I was certain that there had been election fraud when Bush won against Gore. I think in my passion, I might have suggested an insurrection. However, in fairness I don’t own a gun and had no connection with a large group of radicals. Well other than you folks. Where I was corrected by Bmaz, that the election was certified and over and to discuss such things, unpatriotic or democratic. The irony has not been lost on me that at some point I might have been as crazy as a trumper against George Bush. But that’s why I love this place. It’s amazing how a group of characters I never met, can mean so much to the world.
Now to rutabagas. We have them at every special. One year it was my turn to bring them. There was a big huge box of them at Hy-Vee. I had never seen a huge box full. Usually a small number in a bin. There were labeled rutabagas with a big sign. They seemed bigger. And a little different than usual. We peeled and cut them up. Didn’t seem quite right. Turns out they were jicama!! And jicama boiled and diced with butter and salt was not consumable. Tasted awful bland. This happened about 15 years ago. To this day, someone asks for the jicama!
Nothing better than the combo of duck and rutabagas!! Mmmm mmm!!
Love you all!
Wavpeac (circa Last Hurrah!)
Katie Jensen (Dog…something. why can’t I remember the name?)
And finally Peacerme coming to EmptyWheel!!
The limericks, the song lyrics, the trash talks, the brilliant minds who have past but stay in my mind more clearly than some of my relatives.
If we are going to save this democracy, it will happen because of sites like this. ❤️
“Well other than you folks.”
Gotta love it.
There was a young lad in Limerick.
Who chose early on not to temper it.
Her analysis clear,
Into crooks she struck fear,
For she called out each cheap legal gimmerick.
Best wishes to all. Thanks for the work. My dearest wish for the coming year is that facts will continue to matter.
Yikes! “Lad” = “Lady”, natch. Perhaps “woman” would be more apt.
Happy Christmas. Thank you Dr. Marcy for your in-depth insight.
Peace, Love and Bossa Nova for 2022.
Sergio Mendes & Brasil ’66 – Pretty World (HQ audio)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoN6tGEKjCM)
Sergio Mendes & Brasil 66 — Greatest Hits
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNZp200emfY)
Limericks can seem rather gimmicky
To those folks whose tastes are too finicky.
If you’re a bit of a prude
They can seem downright rude,
Just like a swift kick in the privities.
There once was a Trumper named Rudy
Who had a most warped sense of duty.
He will look very well
In a Greybar Motel
Where no longer will he be a foodie.
Or if you prefer, a song for those who drive somewhere with their families for the holidays.
These Three Things
These three things go pack in the car.
Pack them well – we’re traveling far.
Kids will fight and kids will scream
While we drive our car. Oh—-
Car of wonder, car of might.
Car that takes us through the night.
Westward heading, on a drive we’re dreading,
Hope we don’t get lost tonight.
Limericks are a personal favorite of mine; some of my ancestors came from a townsland near Limerick. Ireland is truly God’s Country.
There twice was a family named Jones
whose closets they puked most their bones
‘Tis no laughing matter
the numbskull Mad Hatter
Telltales his thin heart into groans
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https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1474901578935152645
Marcy,
You need to find a town somewhere called, “Haiku” to live in for the next poem challenge please.
Proud Portlander’s post
Koko ni kite
Nihon no haru hi
Teru gotoshi
Here, miles from Japan,
I stand as if warmed by the
Spring sunshine of home.
– Shuoshi Mizuhara
The Portland Japanese Garden has only one poetic inscription in stone—a haiku written especially for this Garden,
by renowned 20th century Japanese haiku poet, Shuoshi Mizuhara (1892-1981) upon his visit to the Portland Japanese Garden in 1966
Home is where the heart is: a pdf
https://japanesegarden.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Portland-Japanese-Garden_Haiku1.pdf
Just let’s be thankful she doesn’t live in a town called Ghazal.
Ghazal ? Ghazals !!
The poetry would then be sweet..
Super sweet…drip, drip, dripping in honey sweet
Teenage love intense….mead inebriating sweet…
Welcome to Middle Eastern Poetry 101
How about a town named Slam?
With Oregon’s current Poet Laureate we should rename Portland “Slam Ghazal” or “Ghazal Slam” as he (Anis Mojgani) is of Iranian background (Persians renowned for their Ghazals) and a two-time individual champion of the National Poetry Slam and winner of the International World Cup Poetry Slam.
Here’s the Oregon Poet Laureate website
https://culturaltrust.org/oregon-poet-laureate/
and Anis Mojgani’s website
https://www.thepianofarm.com/about
I actually quite liked your limerick, Marcy. And the photo is wonderful–so quiet.
Maybe, for 2022, the expression, “now you’re just talking grog” needs to become a thing.
I learn the news from Emptywheel
Because ignorance has lost its appeal.
With Intelligent blogging, they get the jump
In wising me up and calling out Trump
So I look forward to hearing him squeal.
.
That Irish heron sure looks haughty
Craning like a stork for a bounty
A fish for a feasting
A wish for a mating
A limerick should be naughty
Lovely.
Actually the heron has nested in the neighborhood. Loud birds when they’re protecting spawn.
Late to the party. Was hosting some family until just a few hours ago.
Glad to see everyone here again this year at emptywheel.
I tried my hand just now at a limerick. It highlights Marcy’s self-described difficulty with pop culture which I am confident is not really a problem as she tracks people many times more obscure!
E.W., the journalist of great note
Ticks off clown car passenger names as if by rote.
She reads footnotes with ease, uncovers graft, grift, or sleaze,
Yet seeks help with pop culture quotes!
Love it!
Lol.
decided it needs an addendum:
It may seem falling short in attainment,
Unless you know the arrangement:
Her writing abounds of clowns who bring frowns,
Not those who bring mere entertainment.
John Madden has died. (Age 85). NFL says “unexpectedly”, no cause given.
https://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/John-Madden-Hall-of-Fame-coach-and-broadcaster-16734931.php
And Harry Reid has died, also.
https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1475994714008522753
Aw shit.
82, not in the best of health, but that’s years longer than my father was around.
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Harry-Reid-former-Senate-majority-leader-dies-16735036.php
A late entry:
(Sorry, kind of boxed myself in with the place name)
Lol, a gimmick as a limerick!
I should probably stick to haiku.
To stick with haiku
would be limiting to you
oh bard of punnage