Lying Keith Alexander to Shack up with Promontory and Profit Off His Fearmongering

Man, I knew Keith Alexander was going to cash in after he retired. And I probably would have placed all my chips on him profiting off his cyber fearmongering.

Former National Security Agency chief Gen. Keith Alexander is launching a consulting firm for financial institutions looking to address cybersecurity threats, POLITICO has learned.

Less than two months since his retirement from the embattled agency at the center of the Edward Snowden leak storm, the retired four-star general is setting up a Washington-based operation that will try to attract clients based on his four decades of experience in the military and intelligence — and the continued levels of access to senior decision-makers that affords.

But the part of this story that even I couldn’t have predicted — but makes so much sense it brings tears to my eyes — is that he’s shacking up with Promontory Financial Group, the revolving door regulator to hire that has been caught underestimating its clients’ crimes for big money.

Alexander will lease office space from the global consulting firm Promontory Financial Group, which confirmed in a statement on Thursday that it plans to partner with him on cybersecurity matters.

“He and a firm he’s forming will work on the technical aspects of these issues, and we on the risk-management compliance and governance elements,” said Promontory spokesman Chris Winans.

I’m impressed, Lying Keith: You’ve done my very low expectations even one better!

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emptywheel So every male pol who says can't answer abt fracking or climate bc they're not scientist, assume same principle holds for lady part issues?
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emptywheel @StephanieKelton How about when they dodge by saying I'm not a woma--oh, wait. They never say that.
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emptywheel RT @CraigMWhitlock: At trial in Pentagon silencer case, it is forbidden to utter the words "Navy SEALs" http://t.co/ouAZoO1HpJ
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emptywheel @bonedog84 It's not like they were gonna give campaign $$ in any case!
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emptywheel @theurbansherpa Getting around to that. Stop pre-empting my tweets or I'll start talking about the bogeyman again.
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emptywheel Maybe every time a pol dodges a real question by saying, "I'm not a scientist" if they'd donate $100,000 of their campaign $$ to STEM ed?
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emptywheel @dakine100 Along with Cuomo, who should.
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emptywheel How long until Ted Cruz says that Ebola being under control is an Obama plot to steal the elections?
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emptywheel @mattblaze "Handled." You might inform him you weren't interesting in that kind of handling.
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emptywheel @LornestoToledo And just to make sure on Coors front let's piss in it and call it Blonde. LuckOTheIrish! @PhilPerspective @bmaz @TimothyS
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emptywheel Uh. How many politicians is it this year who refuse to do their job--policy maker--bc they're not scientists?
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