Lying Keith Alexander to Shack up with Promontory and Profit Off His Fearmongering

Man, I knew Keith Alexander was going to cash in after he retired. And I probably would have placed all my chips on him profiting off his cyber fearmongering.

Former National Security Agency chief Gen. Keith Alexander is launching a consulting firm for financial institutions looking to address cybersecurity threats, POLITICO has learned.

Less than two months since his retirement from the embattled agency at the center of the Edward Snowden leak storm, the retired four-star general is setting up a Washington-based operation that will try to attract clients based on his four decades of experience in the military and intelligence — and the continued levels of access to senior decision-makers that affords.

But the part of this story that even I couldn’t have predicted — but makes so much sense it brings tears to my eyes — is that he’s shacking up with Promontory Financial Group, the revolving door regulator to hire that has been caught underestimating its clients’ crimes for big money.

Alexander will lease office space from the global consulting firm Promontory Financial Group, which confirmed in a statement on Thursday that it plans to partner with him on cybersecurity matters.

“He and a firm he’s forming will work on the technical aspects of these issues, and we on the risk-management compliance and governance elements,” said Promontory spokesman Chris Winans.

I’m impressed, Lying Keith: You’ve done my very low expectations even one better!

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emptywheel @dandrezner And I heard academics never wrote anything influential.
emptywheel @0xjared I think he's probably fronting opinion pieces for David Addington. Would Addington like them? ;p
emptywheel Shedd's hysterical attack on PPD-28 would be more credible if ODNI were complying w/reporting reqts he complains abt
emptywheel @Kwesi_Booker Brievik was radicalized in part by reading propaganda produced here.
emptywheel RT @michaelwhitney: being exposed to DCCC emails makes democratic supporters less likely to support other organizations. that is fact.
emptywheel Just for kicks Norway should tell Americans they need a visa bc US is a safe haven for right wing terrorists.
emptywheel @dandrezner You're an academic, silly. You're supposed to write a 50 page article that is too dense to read.
emptywheel @mmasnick Nuh uh. Because DOJ never mixes up and/or loses track of its databases at all. @ryanjreilly
JimWhiteGNV Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic via @theonion
emptywheel RT @ryanjreilly: The FBI’s new eFOIA system, in beta, requires users to upload photo ID. #FOIA
emptywheel @theurbansherpa @BreeBartonYA Wouldn't that be a "backyard bonfire reading"?
emptywheel @theurbansherpa You're going to read your backyard? Is it interesting? @BreeBartonYA
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