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2024 Presidential Election: New Hampshire Primary Results

[NB: check the byline, thanks. /~Rayne]

Others have done a better job with an economy of words explaining situations. The New Hampshire primary held yesterday is such an occasion.

In this case not only are fewer words better but the adage a picture is worth a thousand words also holds true.

Democratic Party results:

(source: Ann Lipton on Mastodon)

As of 2:44 a.m. ET, Joe Biden has won the New Hampshire primary as a write-in candidate taking at least 51.3% of the vote. Only 15,354 unprocessed votes remain and may include those cast by a few doofuses who chose ineligible foreign-born Cenk Uygur who in a post on the dead bird app asked voters yesterday to write him in.

Republican Party results:

I wish there was a way to use a trigger or content warning here but I haven’t found one yet. I hope you had your barf bag or waste can handy.

(source: lolgop on Mastodon)

As of 1:35 a.m. ET, the reanimated orange-tinted wannabe-dictator corpse has won the New Hampshire GOP primary taking 54.7% of the votes counted so far compared to Nikki Haley’s 43.5%.

For ease of comparison, here are links to the 2020 and 2024 NH primary results via Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_New_Hampshire_Republican_presidential_primary
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_New_Hampshire_Republican_presidential_primary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_New_Hampshire_Democratic_presidential_primary
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_New_Hampshire_Democratic_presidential_primary

This is an open thread.