Might Pam Bondi’s Latest Prosecutorial Abuse Give Us Ponies and Puppies?

The media’s response to this exchange (remember, timezone reflects Irish time) between Donald Trump and Pam Bondi has been procedural.

At the NYT yesterday, for example, first Erica Green, Glenn Thrush, and Alan Feuer described it (competently) in procedural terms. It was a tired Trump strategy of projection, it might stall release of files to Congress, gosh it’ll make things hard for Jay Clayton. 30-some ¶¶ in, it briefly turned to politics, in the form of quotes from Robert Garcia (Ranking Member of Oversight) and Don Bacon. Tom Massie, Ro Khanna, and Marjorie Taylor Greene are not quoted, to say nothing of Epstein’s victims.

Then the NYT today turned to its SDNY reporters — Jonah Bromwich, Benjamin Weiser and William Rashbaum — to focus more closely on just how much trouble this could cause SDNY US Attorney Jay Clayton. That story mentions Maurene Comey’s firing in passing twice, but days ago, Bromwich and Rashbaum described how everyone in the New York Metro area dodged defending Ms. Comey’s wrongful termination lawsuit which, after some delay, NDNY, led by a corrupt Trump flunkie, will now take on.

Both stories make Trump the agent of the narrative. He made an order and as Bondi executes it, this is what will happen.

As I suggested in this video, I look at Bondi’s public haste to bow to Trump’s demands differently.

Pam Bondi doubled down on ratifying Lindsey Halligan’s indictment of Jim Comey, after having been caught in failing to exercise the least due diligence the last time she tried to do so. One reason she did so, no doubt, is that DOJ literally told Judge Currie that the unlawful means Bondi used to turn Lindsey the Insurance Lawyer into US Attorney was a mere “paperwork error,” Pam Bondi’s fuck-up. And so, in an attempt to salvage the fuck-up DOJ is attributing to the Attorney General, she may have inserted herself into what appear to be serious Fourth Amendment violations, among other things.

And, that very same day, she publicly bowed to the President’s demand that she pursue clearly political prosecutions just months after DOJ had publicly issued an (unsigned) declination decision in the same investigation (after reportedly having shut down an ongoing investigation into Epstein co-conspirators, presumably led by Jim Comey’s daughter, months earlier).

Even in July, it was crystal clear that Pam Bondi kept making things worse.

Then Bondi made things worse when she told Fox News that Epstein’s client file was on her desk for review. She made things worse when she orchestrated the re-release of the already-released files to a select group of right wing propagandists, all packaged up to look special, a spectacle that stoked divisions among MAGAts but also raised concerns that she was covering stuff up. She made things still worse when — responding to James Comer’s role in making things worse, when he claimed the Epstein files had been disappeared — she said there were tens of thousands of videos involving Epstein.

By the end of that week, Todd Blanche would announce he’d spend some quiet time with Ghislaine Maxwell, which I imagine he thought was clever but has resulted in further questions, starting with why he’s not charging Maxwell for the lies she told to his face and why the sexual predator got a puppy.

Pam Bondi has been trying to make the Epstein problem she made worse go away. It hasn’t worked. Nothing has worked. All the pressure she and Blanche and Kash Patel could apply failed to force Lauren Boebert to make it go away. And having failed so far, she very publicly and very quickly agreed to do something stupid, reopen an investigation that she already said could not be pursued.

She did so the week before Judge Michael Nachmanoff (on Wednesday) will preside over Jim Comey’s vindictive and selective prosecution claim, which will be followed by Letitia James’ motion in a few weeks, assuming one or both of those prosecutions are not preempted by some other dismissal before then. (Comey Motion; DOJ Response; Comey Reply; James Motion; there are a slew of Amici filing in both)

In Comey’s reply, he responded to Lindsey Halligan and her Loaner AUSAs’ attempt to claim only Halligan’s motive can be scrutinized in this prosecutorial decision by citing one of the most troubling passages in the Supreme Court’s ruling in Trump v. USA:

Imputation of President Trump’s vindictive motive to Ms. Halligan is particularly warranted because the President has “exclusive authority over the investigative and prosecutorial functions of the Justice Department and its officials.” Trump v. United States, 603 U.S. 593, 621 (2024). As the government itself describes, U.S. Attorneys are subordinate aides to the President, “help[ing the President] discharge” his “responsibility” to prosecute crimes. ECF No. 138 at 17. And President Trump’s authority is not merely formal or abstract: he has exercised an unprecedented and extraordinary degree of control over the DOJ, installing his personal allies to key positions and inserting himself into prosecutorial decisions that, in previous Administrations, would have been left to the DOJ’s independent judgment. See ECF No. 59 at 8-11. [my emphasis]

That’s the language John Roberts used to excuse Trump’s efforts, via Jeffrey Clark, to use DOJ to steal the election.

The Government does not dispute that the indictment’s allegations regarding the Justice Department involve Trump’s use of official power. The allegations in fact plainly implicate Trump’s “conclusive and preclusive” authority. The Executive Branch has “exclusive authority and absolute discretion” to decide which crimes to investigate and prosecute, including with respect to allegations of election crime. Nixon, 418 U. S., at 693. And the President’s “management of the Executive Branch” requires him to have “unrestricted power to remove the most important of his subordinates”—such as the Attorney General—“in their most important duties.” Fitzgerald, 457 U. S., at 750. The indictment’s allegations that the requested investigations were shams or proposed for an improper purpose do not divest the President of exclusive authority over the investigative and prosecutorial functions of the Justice Department and its officials. Because the President cannot be prosecuted for conduct within his exclusive constitutional authority, Trump is absolutely immune from prosecution for the alleged conduct involving his discussions with Justice Department officials. Pp. 19–21.

Trump seemed to echo this license when asked about ordering Bondi to investigate Democrats on Friday.

Reporter: Do you believe a President should be able to order investigations?

Trump: Sure. I’m the chief law enforcement officer of the country. Not that I want to use that. But I am considered the chief law enforcement agent in the country. And I’m allowed to do it.

Effectively, Comey argued that because of the monstrosity Roberts created, his vindictive prosecution claim must be judged according to different rules. And then Trump just reaffirmed his responsiblity.

If these things happened in a vacuum, I’d say that Bondi’s quick and public acquiescence to Trump’s demand that she investigate his enemies as a way to avoid scrutiny himself would be nothing more than a truly epic Constitutional confrontation.

A display of what happens when, as John Roberts did, you give the President literal immunity to hunt down his enemies for unrelated reasons, such as that the President’s one-time best friend “stole” his former spa girl and turned her into a sex slave a quarter century ago.

But it’s not happening in a vacuum.

The week before Trump’s defense attorney will sit mutely in a court room as Loaner AUSAs try to put lipstick on the pig of this prosecution, Trump made his abuse even more plain than he did when he accidentally ordered up this very investigation (and that of James) in September, a tweet prosecutors have already had to invent bullshit excuses for.

How interesting, Judge Nachmanoff might think, that Pam Bondi just performed her utter obeisance to Trump, just the thing prosecutors insist didn’t happen with Comey. How interesting, that the lady who claimed to ratify this prosecution did that.

As I said in the video, there are up to ten ways that the Comey prosecution might go away, and I’m already greedily hoping that those ten things things not just fall into place, but fall into place in an order that will result in far more trouble for DOJ.

Certainly, the fact that Judge Cameron Currie started her hearing last week on the most obvious thing that might make this prosecution go away, Halligan’s unlawful appointment, by raising another, the declination memos reported in the press, makes me hope I might get a pony.

THE COURT: Mr. [Ephraim] McDowell, are you aware of any evidence of whether there was a declination memo prepared in the Comey matter?

MR. MCDOWELL: We are not aware of that at the moment. I think, you know, that would be something that could potentially come out in discovery, but we don’t have that as of yet.

Another thing we’ve been promised this week is Jim Comey’s explanation of the multiple ways Kash Patel’s FBI violated his Fourth Amendment rights by sniffing through everything Bill Barr’s hyper-aggressive DOJ seized four years ago. Then there are the parallel requests Comey has made for grand jury transcripts that Judge Currie certainly seems to think are improper — but Pam Bondi claimed, both the first time, and the second time — are not.

Bondi demonstrated her willingness to conduct political prosecutions the week before the wheels may start to come off the Comey prosecution.

And if they don’t, Maurene Comey may get to force the issue. Attorney General James may get to force the issue.

That’s all legal though, and the law never works as quickly or decisively as you’d like, particularly not with Donald Trump.

But it happens in the very same week that — reportedly — up to a hundred Republicans are prepared to vote to release the Epstein files to stave off lasting damage from Trump’s sex trafficker scandal, something that — if it happens — will make this referral to Jay Clayton a problem, not a solution.

One reason Pam Bondi was so quick to bow to Trump’s demands, sacrificing her very last shreds of credibility with courts, was because she’s in real political trouble, and has been since she thought she’d get cute by handing out binders of already-released Epstein files.

Trump’s effort, Bondi’s effort, to make all this go away by handing it to Jay Clayton on a steaming-shit platter reflect desperation, not the agency NYT portrays it as.

Sure, it’s certainly possible all this will go away, as it always does for Trump. Maybe the dog that didn’t bark can wag one in Venezuela to make his troubles go away.

It’s still a good bet that Ghislaine will be the only one who gets a puppy.

But both Trump and Bondi are operating reactively. And in a desperate attempt to reclaim agency over the Epstein scandal — something Trump has been struggling to do since July — he may well have handed Jim Comey a gift pony.

Update: After I wrote this Todd Blanche made an appearance on Fox to lie about both these issues and Trump claimed that he had encouraged “House Republicans” (but not Republicans generally) to vote to release the files. There are a number of caveats built into that — the focus on the House (when Bondi could release these files herself), the attendant call to investigate Democrats, and the focus on giving “the House Oversight Committee can have whatever they are legally entitled to,” which they’ve already gotten. Whether this works depends both on the willful stupidity of the GOP (Tom Massie has already pointed out holes in this proposal) and Bondi’s ability to sustain the illusion of an investigation. In his comment, Trump explicitly spoke, as he has from the start, in terms of attention, and his demand that he control it. But the last time he tried this, it turned into a welcome-watch for Adelita Grijalva.

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  1. Mooserites says:

    The Trump regime doesn’t know the difference between persecution and prosecution. And thinks they should be applauded for it.

  2. Rugger_9 says:

    The mention of the ten ways reminded me of something I noted in an earlier thread. Under any sort of objective legal process these cases will be dismissed with prejudice, but I had hoped the judge would do so in a way that opened as much of the dreck to the light as possible. It’s harder to float conspiracy theories when confronted with court rulings. None of the judges are Trumpers so I’m optimistic.

    On to the flameout of the bar licenses.

    • Half-assed_steven says:

      In particular, as Marcy noted in a previous post, we can hope Nachmanoff does not dismiss for vindictive prosecution at the first opportunity, but rather first grants Comey discovery into the machinations behind the indictment.

      • emptywheel says:

        I mean, I won’t begrudge if that happens. As I said above, then Maurene can ask for what really happened in her lawsuit, assume it survives.

        But there’s a lot of bad shit here and criminal defense is not the best tool to expose it all. If there were an Inspector General he might do so, but there’s not.

  3. FiestyBlueBird says:

    “the law never works as quickly or decisively as you’d like, particularly not with Donald Trump.”

    That might be the understatement of the past decade.

  4. Amateur Lawyer at Work says:

    I think the NYT ascribing “agency” to Trump is both an abuse of the term “agency” insomuch as it equates to “intelligent action” but also correct in that no one in the White House, except maybe Stephen Miller, does anything except at the implicit Will of their Leader. Trump always prefers a chaotic organization since no one can actively consolidate power or authority or do anything constructive except what he Wills. And it works in courts when he sues corporations including large law firms that conclude that each individual surrender is cheaper than resistance (even if the collective surrenders are more costly in the end) but I think judges are now collectively and individually questioning his motives in a way that the chaos is rebounding. For now. Who knows how John Roberts will clean up the King’s messes.

    • Spencer Dawkins says:

      Your “except maybe Stephen Miller” poked something I hadn’t tried to think through. It’s pretty obvious to me that the implicit Will of their Leader” starts and ends with (1) stay out of court/prison, (2) make big money, not only from Bitcoin, and (3) have powerful people grovel in his throne room until his ballroom is available.

      I didn’t think Trump cared about the details of Project 2025, except as the pipeline of actions planned in Project 2025 generated one or more of those items.

      But if that’s true, Russell Vought probably has as much agency as Stephen Miller, no?

      • Nessnessess says:

        Trump has the ultimate “agency,” but he is also easily manipulated, with Miller and Vought being the two primary manipulators. He fronts for their agenda as his own, as they harness his brazen chaotic energy through flattery and “emoluments.”

        They know at some point they will likely have to abandon him. Until then, they will ride him as hard as they can, and enjoy as much structural damage to the country as they can get out of him. In this scenario, the agency is ultimately held by his controllers. That’s more or less how I understand what’s going on.

  5. Spencer Dawkins says:

    As I said in the video, there are up to ten ways that the Comey prosecution might go away, and I’m already greedily hoping that those ten things things not just fall into place, but fall into place in an order that will result in far more trouble for DOJ.

    I ride motorcycles, but I’m a bit too old for a pony. I will enjoy hearing about YOUR pony with vicarious glee. Please post about it. I’m probably not the only one who will share your joy

  6. RipNoLonger says:

    I hope you got as much enjoyment out of writing this piece as I did reading it.

    Puppies and unicorns and watching the poor slapstick of the trump vaudeville team falling over the droopy red tie.

  7. LaMissy! says:

    And now, Sunday, at 8:15 PM, EDT, Trump announces on Truth Social that he wants the GOP to release all the Epstein files.

    Has his brain broke?

      • Benoit Roux says:

        Yes. He does not want to look like he is loosing control. But he is probably hoping that he can pull some trick to manipulate the situation.

      • 200Toros says:

        If I may ask a very basic and perhaps naive nuts-and-bolts question: the trump administration has been in possession of the Epstein Files for some time. Why wouldn’t they have simply deleted/destroyed any references to anything damning to trump, and then release the files? Even if the results show obvious tampering, why would they care, as long as there is no actual evidence of wrongdoing in the record? I may be missing something obvious.

    • RitaRita says:

      So he says now.

      Equivocation and heavy redactions to follow.

      We should start a pool on how long it will take to release all the files.

      • Rugger_9 says:

        Pam, Kash and their thousand agents have already been redacting like mad for months now. However, these releases IIRC come from the Epstein estate, not DoJ and that’s not something Convict-1 has been able to quash. Yet.

        I doubt Convict-1 is throwing in the towel here to protect the party. He’s never cared about anyone else unless they can help Convict-1. I think it more likely the ‘editing’ of the files is complete and now hammers Ds. Or, the gambit first floated by Megyn Kelly and now Dershowitz (who is a proponent of eliminating statutory rape laws, naturally) that there is no crime here is fully implemented. The problem with that idea is the 11 and 12 year old victims already documented elsewhere aren’t adults by any real definition.

        MAGA is going to stick with Convict-1 until his peccadillos are fully exposed. It will take a blue wave in 2026 to do that.

        • Stephen Calhoun says:

          Is it possible FBI agents who are not MAGA supporters at some point reviewed the worst stuff in the Epstein files?

    • Savage Librarian says:

      It’s like when Nixon knew he lost Congress. Except Trump is a much bigger narcissist than Nixon. So, he thinks he can dodge something again.

      I once knew someone like this. They wreaked a lot of havoc long after they got their ass kicked. It damaged many, but mostly it damaged the narcissist.

    • Matt___B says:

      He’ll just move his next line of defense to pressuring Senators to vote no, seeing as how he’s finally been convinced that his efforts with House members has become a lost cause.

      • RitaRita says:

        Since Trump has not shown any concern for not impacting the integrity of investigations, he would not let an ongoing investigation stop the release, if he really wanted to release the files, which he does not.

  8. Allagashed says:

    Be careful what you wish for. There is nothing more useless in this world than a pony. They take an inordinate amount of care and feeding (they won’t eat cow hay), they crap wherever they please, they will do no work, and you can’t ride them. Sounds like a congressional representative to me…

    • Matt___B says:

      When I was a kid, my parents took me to the Griffith Park pony rides. And all my friends’ parents took their kids there too. It was the quintessential kids’ birthday party event to do in Los Angeles for many many years. Of course, the definition of “ride” here is what’s in question. Once they hoisted little tykes into the saddle, the ponies just trotted around an oval, like they were trained to do. And of course, adults couldn’t ride. And the concession folded in 2022 after being in business for 76 years.

  9. Benoit Roux says:

    Imagine if DOJ was a private law firm under the direction of Pam Bondi. What would be the consequence of such a behavior? They would probably be thrown out of court, charged with contempt, and disbarred with extreme prejudice. Has this ever happened to any private law firm?

  10. rattlemullet says:

    A very clear and concise example of Criminals in service of Criminals.

    In John Roberts emphatic wording of executive authority he fails to consider that the executive he is letting be free of prosecution in his official duties has no moral compass to guide him as to what is right and what is wrong when he orders his Deep State to seek vengeance I mean justice against those he perceives as criminals.

  11. BRUCE F COLE says:

    WRT the Smirconish interview that discusses “the dog that hasn’t barked:” his guest got the reference exactly wrong. It wasn’t referring to Epstein’s suspicion that Trump had ratted him out, it was exactly the opposite.

    “The dog that didn’t bark” was a Sherlock Holmes plot device in “The Adventure of Sliver Blaze,” whereby Holmes deducts that a horse thief must have been a familiar person to the stable-dog who didn’t bark the night of the theft. Epstein was wondering, with that reference, why the investigation of his and Maxwell’s sex trafficking and rape crimes hadn’t touched on their “stable-partner,” Trump. That’s why the mention of his familiarity with the victim, in Epstein’s house, was included in the comment.

      • Frank Probst says:

        Trump. The reason the dog didn’t bark was because he knew the person who was stealing the horse. In this case, they’re implying that Trump was well aware of the crimes going on around him, but he did nothing to alert the authorities, suggesting that he was either complicit (or at a minimum tolerant) in a large sex trafficking ring.

        (Thank you to BRUCE F. COLE for citing–and accurately describing–the Silver Blaze story. It’s one of my favorite Holmes stories. In this case, I think they were being unfair to the dog, because the dog didn’t know that there was a crime in progress. The dog was simply familiar with the person who came in and out of the stable.)

    • nameoftherain says:

      This is always assuming that Epstein was smart or well-read enough to make the reference correctly. Nothing I’ve seen suggests that he was, so I think it’s an open question which way he meant it.

      • BRUCE F COLE says:

        Being a vile human being doesn’t preclude someone from being an avid reader:
        https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2025-jeffrey-epstein-emails-books/

        As to your contention that Epstein wasn’t smart, that’s a claim without evidence. The mere out-in-the-open fact that he ran an international sex trafficking and influence-mongering operation for decades — out in the open for much of it and with in-your-face bravado among the literally most powerful men in the world — without getting his ass nailed (including the years between his deal with Trump’s first-term DOJ and his arrest and purported suicide 12 years later, because his ass was only buffed a little by Acosta), makes your comment seem weird.

        Not that weird commentary is unknown around here, that run-on sentence above probably qualifying as such.

        • BRUCE F COLE says:

          PS, Conan Doyle would have been on G. Maxwell’s English boarding school reading list. (Oxford High School for Girls, Edgarley Hall, and Headington School were her haunts.) She likely had a Conan Doyle course or two in those confines.

          For that matter, my having attended several *non*boarding private schools that had resident pupils permits me to speculate that those classmates of hers might have had “dog that doesn’t bark” slang for girls who wouldn’t rat you out for smoking weed.

    • john paul jones says:

      Even if neither Maxwell nor Epstein had read the Holmes story in a long time, it was a focus of a novel that came out in 2003, “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time.” The book made a big splash – and it’s a great read – so the idea was at least more current than the original, which dates to 1892.

      As to Trump’s never having got a massage, there are also references to Trump hanging out a lot at Epstein’s house, references to his being for “hours” with a victim, and Michael Woolf’s allegations about nasty photos of Trump with girls poolside at Epstein’s house.

      So never having gotten a massage doesn’t preclude other activities. And as Woolf said, those photos were likely seized by the FBI when they busted Epstein in 2019. If all the “files” are released, those should be in the release.

  12. earthworm says:

    my sparkle pony would be an IG system re-imposed, somehow.
    the “rule of law” people — my ass! how to throw that in the face of Congress and Supremes.
    c’mon, message crafters!

  13. bgThenNow says:

    I am seeing now that the new “investigation” of Democrats in “the files” will be used as an “ongoing investigation” that will stop the files from being released, giving cover to DT’s call to Rs to vote FOR releasing the files. Any thoughts?

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