The Bloomie and Kelly Show … with Fake Video Props!

Just three days after NYPD’s cops overreacted to First Amendment protests, and two days after NY’s Muslim community protested NYPD’s heavy handed spying, Mike Bloomberg and Ray Kelly decided to roll out a big press conference to announce …

A pipe bomb.

The person who intended to use the pipe bomb is a “lone wolf” al Qaeda sympathizer  named Jose Pimental who lives with his mother.

Authorities have been tracking Pimental since May 2009 and reports are an informant was involved, which might explain why he moved from strictly talking about violence to actually going to Home Depot to buy a few pipes and (as bmaz describes it) some Christmas lights to make his bomb.

Now, Bloomie and Kelly tried to make this look spectacular. They went to the effort of blowing up a car and videotaping it to show what the bomb could have done–though there’s no indication that his pipe bombs were ever operational. (No, no journalists asked who paid for the car the NYPD destroyed so they could have a nice video prop.)

They also made a nice model of Pimental’s Christmas lights bomb.

Kelly tried to suggest that Pimental aspired to hit the same targets that Occupy Wall Street protestors were targeting. “We remain the nation’s financial capital,” he said, suggesting that’s why Pimental targeted NY. Except that Pimental’s planned targets–like the post office in Washington Heights or soldiers returning from deployments–have nothing to do with the finance industry or even anything unique to NY.

None of Bloomie and Kelly’s efforts to put on a good show prevented the journalists present from asking, repeatedly, “Did the FBI decline to take this case?” Given the way Bloomie refused to look at the camera the third time a variant of the question was asked, I’m guessing the answer is “yes.” {Update: Ryan Reilly confirms that is in fact the case.]

The lesson to take from this terrorism porn is actually that the NYPD counterterrorism effort is useless in hunting down threats like this. Pimental was first identified in Schenectady. The Albany PD referred him to the NYPD. The NYPD didn’t find this guy, they just … nurtured him.

And Pimental was, as Bloomie repeated, a “lone wolf.” Which means no amount of infiltrating mosques and Moroccan restaurants would have found him, because he had no associations that would have revealed him (unlike Najibullah Zazi, whom the NYPD missed, even though his Imam was one of their informants).

The big questions coming out of this presser–aside from who paid to blow up a car and why Bloomie wore an ugly orange sweater to a press conference–has to do with the timing. Kelly seemed to suggest the NYPD was orchestrating this somewhat when he said, “We had always intended to take him in custody before he detonated a bomb.” In addition, he said Pimental had decided to make a bomb back in August.

So why is it that their closely watched terrorist decided to actually build a bomb at the precise moment when Bloomie’s and Kelly’s heavy handed policing, including their abusive counterterrorism spying, have lost all credibility?

Update: Here’s the complaint. You’ll like how the Officer doesn’t mention they’ve been tracking this guy since May 2010, and instead says it all started in October 2010. You’ll also enjoy how Pimental handed the informant every bit of his bomb, as if he were playing a role.

27 replies
  1. prostratedragon says:

    But none of that prevented the journalists present from asking, repeatedly, “Did the FBI decline to take this case.” Given the way Bloomie refused to look at the camera the third time a variant was asked, I’m guessing the answer is “yes.”

    Hence the orange sweater.

    And how about that Ray Kelly? Now there’s someone I want to entrust with my tactical plans.

  2. klynn says:


    I think he is trying to bring back the color-coded terrorist threat level warning system.

    Bloomie thinks the threat is High. Thus, the orange sweater.

  3. freepatriot says:

    are you sure that ain’t the perp ???

    in Cali, the guy wearin the orange clothes is usually the accused

  4. Mary says:

    Bloomberg looks like he’s the detained suspect in his orange sweater, holding his hands like they are cuffed.

  5. JamesJoyce says:

    I suppose this is to scare America and distract Americans from the real forces that Yuck freedom! Like corporation who buy law and then leverage monopolies in commerce and trade with the money they fleece from the American citizen? Understand this “BLOOMBERG FUCKERS ET ALS.”

    Jefferson is correct! You are wrong! Go protect the modern day slave owners? America will not tolerate leveraged economic servitude to corporate fucking whores, who like the extinct American slave owners, initiated civil war against the republic, to protect their economic model. Exploitation of human beings for profit! Let’s watch congress now enact “Fugitive American Laws,” protecting those corporate lies and profits at the republics expense????????????????????????????????????

  6. GregLBean says:

    Haha, it’s now international. Morning news in Sydney Australia Nov 22 is running this story complete with the orange-level-threat-sweater. I fully expect it to play here on all daily newscasts for a couple of days now.

    Isn’t it amazing how co-ordinated the Corporate Media is in pushing their propaganda AROUND THE ENTIRE WORLD!


  7. Greenhouse says:

    Marcy, I can always count on you to put a smile on my face. “The big questions coming out of this presser…why Bloomie wore an ugly orange sweater”. Delicious!

  8. P J Evans says:

    and then there’s the wonderful short story at the LA Times. You would think that they’d figure out that if the FBI, as inept as they seem to be any more, was uninterested in this guy, that this guy was, most likely, not particularly hazardous to anyone but himself.

  9. Teddy Partridge says:

    Just imagine the shoddiness of the case if the FB-fucking-I was unwilling to take it due to its reliance on an entrapper. I mean, FB-fucking-I cases are entirely based in entrapment, now. And this one was too stinky for even them? P.U.

    Bloomie’s pumpkin sweater wasn’t seasonal — it was to distract from the stink.

    “Did you hear about Bloomie’s terrah case? Sure stunk up da joint!”

    “Yeah, sure — but how ’bout dat swettah?”

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