
The DOJ IG Footnotes Show FBI Doing What They Do and Russia Doing What They Do
A general review of what the newly declassified DOJ IG footnotes show.

Roger Gets Stoned by Amy Berman Jackson
Roger Stone and his lawyers were not as crazy as Flynn and Sid Powell, but they were not far off. Now there is a court opinion evidencing exactly that.

COVID-19 Tick-Tock Redux — Gridlocked Edition
Thanks to thoughtless morons demanding their freedom to buy lawn fertilizer and visit their hair colorist right the fuck now, freedom for the rest of us is sadly dependent on waiting out the illness and death of the persuadable and stupid.

Trump's New Spokesperson Brags They're Just 700K Short of Delivering on Tests Promised a Month Ago
Back on March 6, Alex Azar said we'd have 4 million tests by March 13, over a month ago. Now, Trump spokesperson Kayleigh McEnany is bragging that thus far Trump is only 12.5% short of that goal.

Trump Puts his Rasputin Guy, Michael Caputo, at Department of Health and Human Services During a Pandemic
Trump's decision to hire Michael Caputo as spokesperson at HHS raises questions about what happened to the investigation into Caputo's Project Rasputin that was ongoing as recently as February 3.

Trump's Potemkin Restart Includes Zoom Meeting Invites to Top Reality TV Chefs
It's hard to read about the circumstances of the calls Trump had with a slew of businesspeople the other day -- who was on the list, how the calls were set up, and Trump's lack of preparation -- and take anything away except that this is all just a a way to give Trump a big announcement on May 1, with absolutely none of the work to move us towards reopening the economy.

Why Is The Battelle N95 Mask Sterilization Contract So Expensive?
The Defense Logistics Agency has awarded a $415 million contract to Battelle to sterilize N95 masks for re-use. It is hard to understand why this contract is so expensive, given the stated deliverables.

Research Misinfo/Disinfo: Off-Label COVID-19 Therapy Has No Proof
We're so desperate we're grabbing at any kind of research, peer-reviewed and not, to find a way to shut down this fire hose of death. This leaves us vulnerable to fraud and gross misinformation.

WaPo Should Go to Columbus To Find Out How Economy Will Reopen, Not Perpetuate Trump's Myths about It
WaPo seems either thinks it's really important to tell their readers how the country will reopen or they've been snookered by the White House in perpetuating a myth that that process will be led by the White House. If it's the latter, that strand of reporting (which is separate from a great deal of good WaPo journalism on how Trump fucked up) is just as negligent as Trump's own actions are, because such stories misinform about how this will work. If it's the former, then WaPo would do well to send some journalists to work in Columbus, Annapolis, and Boston full time, or better yet, bring on some laid off reporters who know how those state houses really work.

Mark Meadows and the Potemkin Shut-Downs: Welcome to the April's Fool White House
Given that Mark Meadows, who became Trump's Chief of Staff on April Fools Day, had a role in persuading states that already plan on reopening to shut-down briefly, I suspect that was an attempt to reclaim some leverage for Trump over how the various states do reopen.

Lev Parnas' Co-Defendant David Correia Tests the Send-Your-Phone Border Exception Work-Around
InfoSec experts have long suggested that the best way to get around the border exception--which permits the US government to search your devices as you enter the country--is to send your devices to a lawyer. One of Lev Parnas' co-defendants, David Correia, is trying just that.

We're In This for the Long Haul
Update: Peterr clarifies the difference between food bank and food pantry, etc., here.
(Hey, I know that complaining about politics is our jam in Emptywheel comments, but can we keep the ones on this post to mutual aid and resources for now?)
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Rikers and Roosevelt: The Uncontrolled Human Experiment Occurring with Essential Workers (and Their Wards)
Trump wants to reopen the economy. But it's clear from the limited data and anecdotal reporting from essential workplaces that basic things -- starting with masks -- still aren't in place to limit workplace exposure. And because these men and women haven't had the protective equipment or other workplace protections they need, many have needlessly died.

Capitalism fails the Covid-19 Crisis
Neoliberal capitalism made this crisis worse.

US "Job Creators" Negate The Humanity Of Workers
In the US, "job creators" just can't grasp the idea that workers are humans who need food and shelter during the time that, through no fault of their own, they can't work. The idea of paying workers to do nothing simply never can be entertained, even if it literally means life or death.

The Locked Down, Locked Up, Quarantine Gotta Get Down To It Emptywheel Live Music Trash Talk
Live music is the real test. A lot of people with studio musicians, tone benders and professional mixing can make a decent sounding studio album. The real ones do it even better live. This is a discussion about those bands and people.

What a "Reopening the Economy Story" Would Look Like
For some reason the WaPo spends 2,400 words fluffing Trump's belief that he's in charge of reopening the economy, rather than emphasizing that that won't happen until someone fixes Trump's testing failures.

Chuck Grassley and His Two Republican Friends
Chuck Grassley wrote the kind of letter that, with other Administrations, might elicit a more detailed explanation of why Trump fired the Intelligence Community Inspector General Michael Atkinson. But given that he didn't persuade enough Republicans to command a majority of the Senate, Trump is likely to just blow off the request.

The Very Specific Details about the COVID Warnings from the "Deep State"
As Trump tries to shut down the legal paths for whistleblowers, it increases the chances we'll see very detailed accounts of precisely what warnings the Intelligence Community -- and others in government -- gave Trump about COVID-19.

Like All Else, Trump's Inspector General Turnover Is about Pandemic
Trump's firing of IC Inspector General Michael Atkinson last night was surely retaliation for initiating the process that ended in impeachment. But it and related actions on Inspectors General were also at least as much about an effort to avoid all accountably for his actions on the pandemic.