
House January 6 Committee: Introductory Material to the Final Report
This is a working post and thread dedicated to the introductory material of the final report prepared by the House January 6 Committee.

Leaving Las Birdas
In response to Marcy's ask, here's a checklist for journalists to prepare ahead of their likely banning -- assuming they're doing their job and afflicting the comfortable while comforting the afflicted at Twitter.

Held Hostage by the Barmy Bird
Elmo might have the right to suspend journalists, but the U.S. should not be held hostage by a pasty excessively-monied git with an unmanaged ego.

After the Deluge: What's Next on Mastodon for Journalism? [UPDATE-2]
Continue to stay with what looks like a dying bird, or forge ahead with the rapidly-growing hairy tusked herd? Media needs to snap out of its torpor and choose. One of these isn't much of a choice.

Elmo and the Urge to Purge [UPDATE-3]
Elmo has had a bug up his ass for at least a couple days; he's decided to act out and purge accounts of those reporting on him. So much for free speech absolutism.

The Day after I Blew Off Josh Schulte He Started Deleting "Suspicious Emails"
In the first week that Josh Schulte had a Samsung phone he used to leak classified information from jail, someone was trying to get me on the phone with him.

Witnessing the Proud Boys
The Proud Boys have raised at least five witnesses who they would like to call in their defense but who would invoke the Fifth.

Follow the Money: Merrick Garland Told You So
In an article mapping out the known scope of the Jack Smith investigation, CNN confirms that Merrick Garland was telling the truth when he said that DOJ was following the money.

Judge Aileen Cannon Dismisses Donald Trump's Documents Challenge
After 98 days, DOJ can finally use the unclassified documents seized with a lawful warrant in the investigation of Donald Trump's stolen documents.

Elon Musk's Self-Described "Crime Scene"
As Elon Musk went from pondering that "Anything anyone says will be used against him in a court of law" to labeling his own site a "crime scene," he ratcheted up attacks on people who tried to prevent some of that crime.

Pastoral Power
The State takes on some functions of the Church. Not everyone loves this.

Three Things: Goodbye to the Once and Former Shitty Crustpunk Bar
The once-beloved shitty crustpunk bar which many of us could comfortably call home is now a goddamned Nazi pub, owned and operated by a dude with too much money, too little sense, and a willingness to weaponize free speech.

If a Bear Shits in a Sealed CIPA Conference, Can It Expand the Espionage Act to the NYT's Readers?
Under some claims the government made in a sealed hearing, "there are hundreds of thousands of people unwittingly violating the Espionage Act by sharing the New York Times report about the WikiLeaks leak." I'm intervening to try to make those claims public.

DOJ Moves for Contempt as Injunction Finally Lifted
DOJ has asked Beryl Howell to hold Trump in contempt for refusing to certify his search for stolen documents.

The Rules Against Keeping Classified Documents in an Unsecure RV Parked alongside Jeremy Brown's Home
Jeremy Brown wants to argue he had a good reason to bring classified information and store it in his RV. Probably, that argument will work no better for him than it has any number of Espionage Act defendants -- or for that other disgruntled Floridian who took classified information home from work.

Another Late September Russian Influence Peddler Indictment
DOJ announced the September indictment of Andrii Derkach, the Ukrainian they label as a Russian spy who peddled all the Hunter Biden dirt to Rudy in December 2019.

Two Inconsistent Stories on Additional Searches of Trump's Property
A Trump-friendly WaPo story reveals that an outside firm conducted additional searches for stolen classified documents on at least Bedminster and Trump Tower, and claims that some kind of attestation that no more documents were found (though that may apply only to Bedminster). CNN, however, reveals four properties were searched and states that no attestation was made.

A Counter Perspective: On the House January 6 Committee’s Impending Referrals
This is “[a] republic, if you can keep it.” The J6 Committee’s “political gestures” are some of the means to do so.

Special Counsel Jack Smith Taught DOJ How to Alphabetize by Last Name! A Tale of Two Subpoenas, and Other Self-Mockery
To mock myself and others for overreading, I proclaim that comparing subpoenas from the fake elector investigation from before and after the appointment of Jack Smith "proves" that he taught DOJ how to alphabetize.

The J6 Committee Proves Themselves To Be Suspect Media Whores
Well, here it is. J6 Chairman Bennie Thompson, clearly fueled by Liz Cheney, is going to do one of the dumbest things ever.
A "criminal referral" from this Committee means absolutely nothing. The DOJ will prosecute individuals and/or entities…

